We need to talk about plugin marketing... (part 1)

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Xupito, Nov 29, 2021.

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Thoughts?

  1. Worst plugin ever

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  2. Nah, this shit can't be true. He's trolling

    4 vote(s)
    12.5%
  3. Do you have the address of this mot[CENSORED]? I'm gonna fucking k[CENSORED] him!

    1 vote(s)
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  4. Make it look like an accident

    9 vote(s)
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  5. I'm a peaceful person. Let's just sue the shit out of him. And kill his dog

    3 vote(s)
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  6. This morning I was happy. Now I'm nuts

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  7. I just wanna forget I saw this. Thanks for destroying my life you bastard

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  8. Best plugin ever. I'm into BDSM

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  9. UVI Falcon version please

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  1. Xupito

    Xupito Audiosexual

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    DISCLAIMER: DISTURBING SHIT FOLLOWING, NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART AND POTENTIALLY BRAIN-DAMAGING
    DISCLAIMER 2: THIS IS NOT A JOKE, THOUGH YOU'LL WISH IT WAS IF YOU CONTINUE

    I've been resisting the temptation of doing this since, you know, I'm lazy AF. Creating threads sure is tiring man...
    As several of you might now I'm an old fuck. It's not easy to shock me in the plugin "marketing" department. Despite that, when you think you've seen it all.. something comes up and makes you drop your jaw. Usually in a bad way.

    This... thing... left me literally jaw-droppingly-speechless for the best part of a couple minutes. I even wet my pants a tad little bit.

    [​IMG]

    Yes. I know. Take a minute to digest it. It's no shame if you need a couple drinks and some pills to make it.

    Not happy with that, the... developer... even had the nerve of making a video tutorial. I'm afraid to say this hasn't been taken down. And for that, shame on you YT. Buckle your bollocks guys:



    As you can see this VST features an state-of-the-fart... sorry... state-of-the-art drag&drop GUI. And oh boy did the dev give his best. Highlights:

    [​IMG]

    Thoughts, threats, insults, therapy choices... I'll just let you guys speak your minds. If you still have one.

     
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  3. BEAT16

    BEAT16 Audiosexual

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    Thank You @Xupito for the everyday madness on our beautiful planet.
     
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  4. virusg

    virusg Rock Star

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    you know I'd p..... you ......... after all the work I did... just shut up... my 2 cents
     
  5. Ŧยχøя

    Ŧยχøя Audiosexual

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    At the rate he Lies/sells Vapor, a Mask-ON plug would be much more adequate for Musk.. :yes:

    It's about the only "genius" out there who to doesn't need to ever say/do anything genius, or even just intelligent/smart to be so..
    and with that stutter/awkwardness I don't think he could anyway.. :wink:

    (The Dog was tempting, but poor innocent creature no..
    the UVI pun was brilliant tho :rofl:)
     
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  6. No Avenger

    No Avenger Moderator Staff Member

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    Great pluggie, maybe he can make a tape extension? [​IMG]
    [​IMG]
     
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  7. Xupito

    Xupito Audiosexual

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
    just making it was a lot of fun and laughs, thx for making it even better with your comments guys
     
  8. justsomerandomdude

    justsomerandomdude Ultrasonic

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    Apparently, youtube disabling the dislike counter might be beneficial for these wonderful videos.
     
  9. Olymoon

    Olymoon MODERATOR Staff Member

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    Lounge or humour section?
     
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    No Avenger Moderator Staff Member

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    Good question. I think am afraid the dev is serious about it, even if exactly this might be the funny part. [​IMG]
     
  11. Xupito

    Xupito Audiosexual

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    Indeed @Olymoon . As a matter of fact I've been consulting that with @No Avenger. Who BTW charged me for it.. that cunning glorified fat cat with make-up... :bleh: I love you bro despite that :rofl:

    So I might have used a tiny festive-like narrative. But this is real. And commercial. I'll repeat that because it's extremely hard to believe: you have to pay for this stuff.
    I'm okay with both moving it or not.
     
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  12. scrappy

    scrappy Platinum Record

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    I'll wait til it comes out as a hardware unit...

    wait what??
     
  13. justwannadownload

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    У автора этой штуки нету MASK OFF
     
  14. BEAT16

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    The author does not have this thing Снять маску
     
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    Can we get a new “WTF” section???
     
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  16. Xupito

    Xupito Audiosexual

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    Не могли бы вы написать по-английски? Я не понимаю, что ты говоришь
     
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  17. mk_96

    mk_96 Producer

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    Best Answer
    wait for the ball gag edition.
     
  18. BEAT16

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  19. justwannadownload

    justwannadownload Platinum Record

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    Not much Russian speakers here : (
    No point explaining the joke.
     
  20. Xupito

    Xupito Audiosexual

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    Plenty of Google Translator users on the other hand :winker:
     
  21. Xupito

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    :rofl: That for sure it'd boost the "best plugin ever, I'm into BDSM" poll vote :hahaha:
     
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