Firstly, Happy New Year 2024 to all freaks, perverts, whores, wannabe producers, bona fide producers, wannabe engineers, bona fide engineers, mickey mouse singers, good singers, musicians, finger tapping musicians, contributors, leeches, crackers, wannabe crackers, haters, loving, bullshitters, lesbians, gays, try sexual , binaries, lurkers, good moderators, bad moderators, and bitches of this site.

Now, to the reason for this post: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

Starting on January 1st, 2024 any freak, pervert, whore, wannabe producer, bona fide producer, wannabe engineer, bona fide engineer, mickey mouse singer, good singer, musician, finger tapping musician, contributor, leech, cracker, wannabe cracker, hater, loving, bullshitter, lesbian, gay, try sexual , binarie, lurker, good moderator, bad moderator, and bitch that ask me any question related to Omnisphere/Keyscape will be blocked! However, the blocking will only come after I have cursed you out for being such a dumb modafakar.

For several years, I have been victimized by every dumb modafakar on the World Wide Web that is dumb modafakar enough to follow my instructions on how to install Omnisphere/Keyscape. Some of those dumb modafakars were not even members of this site. Those dumb modafakars only joined in order to ask me the same stupid question that the dumb modafakar before them asked, and yours truly answered again for the 10000th time.

Some of those dumb modafakars went as far as to promise me gift cards. Did those dumb modafakars thought I was another dumb modafakar? All of 11 dumb modafakars that promised the gift cards never fulfilled their promise.

Some other dumb modafakars promised to contribute to the sister site but just like the other dumb modafakars with the gift cards, this group of dumb modafakars never fulfilled their promises.


Lastly, I am going to mention the biggest dumb modafakars of them all. The dumb modafakars members of this group not only asked me the same stupid question that the dumb modafakar before them asked, but went as far as to request my nude photos, nude videos, or a sex video call. Did those dumb modafakars thought I was another dumb modafakar whore? Well, in case you are wondering what I did with those dumb modafakars, I referred them all to @Xupito who for many years has been the OCP of this site. In case you are madafakar dumb enough to know the meaning of OCP, it stands for Official Certified Pervert. Like a Grandmaster in Karate.



In sum, I am done dealing with dumb modafakars asking the same stupid question that the dumb modafakar before them asked, and yours truly answered again for the 10000th time. Indeed, another dumb modafakar in this site needs to take over, and become the technical support person for Omnisphere/Keyscape just like this dumb modafakar OP did for years.

 

chocolate starfish

 

I will gladly take the mantle from the legendary pirate for the new year, and handle all omnisphere and keyscape help requests directly to my mailbox on this site! Under one condition... The pirate sends a nude photo next to their laptop with omnisphere open, better yet... a nude video. Specifically, ONLY the pirate gal in the profile pic.

If it was the real pirate, the MAN himself! I'm afraid this site may finally live up to it's glorious title. Audiosex.

Happy new year!

 

Cheers @The Pirate . This post calls back to mind these lol:

https://audiosex.pro/threads/psa-stop-using-omnisphere-now.52887/
https://audiosex.pro/threads/please-help-omnisphere-runs-fine-but-keygen-wont-run.52957/
https://audiosex.pro/threads/the-pirate-on-audioz-vs-the-pirate-on-audiosex.52823/
https://audiosex.pro/threads/i-need-help-please-help-me-install-omnisphere.52786/

On a more serious note, I've truly learned the meaning of the proverb, "no good deed goes unpunished". One many occasions, I've helped users find the sister site, or locate a release that was DMCA'd, only to be bombarded with dozens more requests for the same thing. I learned the hard way.

Happy New Year!

 

I am truly grateful to the person who introduce me to the sister site, I am sorry for what you guys have to handle but in this occasion New Year I would like to thanks everyone who are helping other selflessly.

 

A wise man once said "the problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem". Gotta look for solutions man, and the solution is clear: Omnisphere setup tutorial video, naked. Make it happen @Xupito you sick fuck, and send it to me because research or something, idk.

 

There are many Omniscapes to choose from but the only way out is if you have the Keysphere.

HNY to you too. That was seriously funny

 

OK. Your post was way too blurry for me to read because I lost my glasses last night after saving a guy who jumped into the Rhine while screaming maniacally at the top of his lungs..."If Omnisphere can't find the modafaking Steam engine life is not worth living... and why is that byitch The Pirate making me talk to that drunken Basque bastard pervert who just keeps asking me to send him pics of my wife's tits before he answers any of my questions?". I was only kinda just able to meek out a few words like Xupito, modafaker, Omnisphere/Keyscape and perverts and guess that's the gist of your rant. I didn't know that @Xupito has OCD though. That's tough, but I think there's a pill for it. I'll have to hook him up with my dealer.

Well, have a Snappy Gnu Ear and I wish all the health and happiness for you and yours that the universe can muster.

Peace..Out...Lois

 

I was just going to ask you a dumb modafakar question about how our galaxy relates to the Steam Omniverse? But I guess it can wait for now. Happy new year all!

 

Last edited: Jan 1, 2024

One would think at least at new year's first people would go easy on you. Since, you know, excesses the night before, hangovers and stuff...

What can I say? I feel loved... perhaps?

 

Does this apply to Omnisphere Super Duper Extra Deluxe Erzatz Style With Floating Point double precision inflection Inversion 128bit VST6 plugins?

 

The devils onion ring

 

I have a new Ironing Press here. It looks great, but DAMNIT!!! The problem is I don't know how to set it up. I was looking for an expert on 'STEAM'

Happy New Year Pirate, and everyone else I haven't wished Happy New Year to yet!

 

Happy New Year, you malcontents!
Brace for impact!

 

Please open a thread letting everyone know so those modafakars stop pestering me.

 

Next time let the modafakar die, my post is more important than any bitch drowning because he or she was too fucking dumb to learn how to swim.

 

@mk_96 I asked him
But he’s too busy right now to make any tuts. This will have to hold you over in the meantime.

 

Stop using omnisphere! is the new "new years resolution" for the year 2024.

Now the dumb modafakars need a guide to uninstall this crap.