Hello all. Hello The Pirate, I know you're reading this. I need help installing Omnisphere. I just spent 3 months converting Omnisphere's executable code into punchcard code so that it can be used by my computer.

I'm using a old IBM Mainframe Computer from the 1960s. The storage drive is a IBM Tape Drive that stores about 1 megabyte, the memory is 64 kilobytes of RAM, and the CPU is 300 megahertz.

Also, my computer monitor is 10 pixels by 10 pixels. Is there any way to downsize the GUI so that it will fit within my monitors?

The Pirate, please help. I've searched all over AS but I couldn't find any information. I want to make vapid, insipid, overdone trap music that requires absolutely no musicality or skill at all.

This is what I'm working with. The first photo is my wife and I trying to diagnose the problem:

 

I thought she was saying 'B15,' and you were responding with "You sank my battleship!!!!!"

 

@The Pirate, pls. check your PM - I need help installing Omnisphere. AS I am from CAnada, pls. be prepared to instruct in French. That's en francais for you anglos

 

Your wife has nice glasses

 

@Majestic @Sylenth.Will.Fall and @kitvonk the 3 of you can go to hell and fuck your respective dumb selves you fucking bastards. Now I got the 3 Musketeers joining the existing dumb fucks that ask me everyday about Omnisphere.

 

Rut Roh. You REALLY don't wanna see what I typed in the other thread.

 

BTW, you don't want to read my reply to what you said I did not want to see that you had typed in the other thread.

 

She is tall AF, too.

 

The only thing I could say in French got me slapped in the face by a gorgeous woman once when I was over there (Back in my teen days) Gawd only knows what I said to her

 

are you kidding? she slapped you for NOT ASKING HER SOONER

 

Possibly, or it could have been where my hand accidentally slipped. Nah let's go with your solution. I prefer that one :D

 

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