I, may-hem, redress.

 

these here are experts at being "unfunny as hell" and dumb. the evidence is all here. you can not resist. to be 'funny' you must scramble some dumb buzzwords like 'gender' or 'sexist', and repeat them endlessly like a water torture -- year after year. those are the rules. this is funny. you will find this funny, and this alone. do not question -- be reasonable.

take your soma and laugh forever. the tightness in your jaw and head will become unbearable, your face a grotesque mask of smiling pain, gasping for a last short breath; with time, the pain will become you. the years of mental stultification will blend in the fog of obtuse self-referential, self-congratulatory idiocy. still, in moments of weakness, you will question whether this is funny. do not relent to your mental weakness. this is all there is now. they will make sure of it. it is a small price for the endless gift of fun. you wouldn't want to appear non-compliant would you?

"How many genders am I holding up, Winston?"

do you know where you are?

the ministry of humour i assume.

 

That's some pretty depressing stuff man. But the Huxley reference was cute.

 

I agree. some of the forum's members needs some gender sensitivity training.

 

...or was it that I was diagnosed as being insane by a board certified Psychiatrist? Never mind, I guess that it makes no difference, this thread being more crazed than the Kintsugi cracked pot shown below in this post. Anyway, I've had sex with all 180 genders, and let me tell, they all have positives and negatives involved in regard both to the physicality and logistics and of course emotional areas taken on when steering this course. But now I'm all tuckered out though very proud of myself that I can now cross out this long wished for endeavor from my bucket list. Good night, Gracie, I feel like I could sleep for a month of Sundays!

 

What's that topic thing?

 

I've always considered my purchases to be grown-man's (and gals and everyone in between) toys. I buy instruments and software because I feel happy playing with those new (or used) toys.

I've had some returns from music production but not a cent from writing songs . Anyway, find your niche and you might see some of that money back.

 

funny, funny, funny. =)

they do not need re-education. as much as you want to, i do not think you need to send them to your archipelago of humour. just because everyone does not think you are funny there is no need to take it out on the human race.

i have faith in you. even though you are obviously devoid of any humour, there are still things you can do. you and your little friends need to calm down from your highly emotional state and think of things rationally. organize your dated delusional fantasies about non-musical things into a single coherent thought and repeat it ad infinitum until people succumb to your misguided will. this is the way it is done on music and audio forums. i hope this helps. good luck.

 

Mission accomplished! Hell yeah... I'm the man funny

Though when it comes to pseudo-intellectual references I rather prefer George Orwell's. Even William Golding's.
Man, the day someone does a Golding I'll finish a track...

 

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I did not say I wanted to re-educate them, I suggest that EVERY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD should do it, or just send these people into some re-education programs and reduce their privileged feelings.
I don't know why you insist thinking I'm trying to be funny or trolling tbh, since you're trying to secretly uncover your privilege and nihilism over this forum with your toxic sexist music. good luck friend, I think you need to have some PC re-education

 

If that isn't trolling... Damn.

 

At this point, i don't expect to make back the money I've spent. It's ok because I love it. But I will do everything I can to earn it back! Hopefully one day...

 

hoe much did you spend anyway??...

 

so you are delusional. how adorable. thank you for confirming.

try to be strong. don't let your lack of talent for humour get you down. there is always something like fishing, etc. activities like this will calm your nerves instead of entertaining your obsessive misguided fantasies. try to find something you are good at.

i would suggest not taking your inability to connect with reality be used to express your rage at the world and take it out on others. be nice to people. your abject fear of the world will quickly subside. chin up darling -- not everyone can have talent.

 

Well, good luck trying to provoke me with the insult thing. Many have tried, very few succeeded. But you're welcome to try again.
Also, adorable is nice, but cute is better. You owe me that much

 

this is just another proof for what all of the Audioz community are claiming: you're a troll refix. Now get over your male privilege already!
Safespace 4 all!

 

These images gave me wood...

 

my my... how people squirm and cry when the facts are stated. a disappointingly pathetic display, but i am not surprised.

 

LIKE GOSHH WHAT A TROLLLLL!!

 

https://audiosex.pro/threads/i-gues...y-ive-spend-in-music.54080/page-3#post-482151

OMG, I'm afraid to ask about that "wood" concept