DISCLAIMER: DISTURBING SHIT FOLLOWING, NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART AND POTENTIALLY BRAIN-DAMAGING
DISCLAIMER 2: THIS IS NOT A JOKE, THOUGH YOU'LL WISH IT WAS IF YOU CONTINUE

I've been resisting the temptation of doing this since, you know, I'm lazy AF. Creating threads sure is tiring man...
As several of you might now I'm an old fuck. It's not easy to shock me in the plugin "marketing" department. Despite that, when you think you've seen it all.. something comes up and makes you drop your jaw. Usually in a bad way.

This... thing... left me literally jaw-droppingly-speechless for the best part of a couple minutes. I even wet my pants a tad little bit.



Yes. I know. Take a minute to digest it. It's no shame if you need a couple drinks and some pills to make it.

Not happy with that, the... developer... even had the nerve of making a video tutorial. I'm afraid to say this hasn't been taken down. And for that, shame on you YT. Buckle your bollocks guys:

As you can see this VST features an state-of-the-fart... sorry... state-of-the-art drag&drop GUI. And oh boy did the dev give his best. Highlights:



Thoughts, threats, insults, therapy choices... I'll just let you guys speak your minds. If you still have one.

 

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Thank You @Xupito for the everyday madness on our beautiful planet.

 

you know I'd p..... you ......... after all the work I did... just shut up... my 2 cents

 

At the rate he Lies/sells Vapor, a Mask-ON plug would be much more adequate for Musk..

It's about the only "genius" out there who to doesn't need to ever say/do anything genius, or even just intelligent/smart to be so..
and with that stutter/awkwardness I don't think he could anyway..

(The Dog was tempting, but poor innocent creature no..
the UVI pun was brilliant tho )

 

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Great pluggie, maybe he can make a tape extension?

 

just making it was a lot of fun and laughs, thx for making it even better with your comments guys

 

Apparently, youtube disabling the dislike counter might be beneficial for these wonderful videos.

 

Lounge or humour section?

 

Good question. I think am afraid the dev is serious about it, even if exactly this might be the funny part.

 

Indeed @Olymoon . As a matter of fact I've been consulting that with @No Avenger. Who BTW charged me for it.. that cunning glorified fat cat with make-up... I love you bro despite that

So I might have used a tiny festive-like narrative. But this is real. And commercial. I'll repeat that because it's extremely hard to believe: you have to pay for this stuff.
I'm okay with both moving it or not.

 

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I'll wait til it comes out as a hardware unit...

wait what??

 

У автора этой штуки нету MASK OFF

 

The author does not have this thing Снять маску

 

Can we get a new “WTF” section???

 

Не могли бы вы написать по-английски? Я не понимаю, что ты говоришь

 

Medicine Bell is a chime and bell instrument designed for versatility. https://plugins4free.com/plugin/2874/

 

Not much Russian speakers here : (
No point explaining the joke.

 

Plenty of Google Translator users on the other hand

 

That for sure it'd boost the "best plugin ever, I'm into BDSM" poll vote