I thought that was a flux capacitor! Just shows what I know!!

 

That's a real twung tister

 

Don't feel bad. My niece thought it was a Chinese dildo.

 

I always knew the system was corrupt but no one ever listened! This is why i lost my wife, kids ,money and life and now I'm living in my parents home making beats in my bedroom eating all day expired merenda sandwiches!! Im on my way to Empire State Building so I can jump from the highest floor and kill myself... FUCK YOU AZ!!!

 

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Your wife and kids left you because you are another loser that can't even choose the right way, and place to commit suicide. The Empire State is close, you idiot. Read! https://www.esbnyc.com/
Here is what you need to do. Go to UPS, and send me all that shit that you use to make beats. You are not going to need them where you are going. You wait until it is dark and without anyone seeing you, make it by foot to the Verrazzano Bridge upper level. Stop in the middle of the bridge, bridge get butt naked, and jump. Follow my instructions. If you drive, they will notice your car and try to rescue you even from the water. If you are naked, nobody would want to get close to you in order to prevent you from jumping. The next morning your photograph will grace the front page of the Daily News. The headline will read "Man with smallest penis in the world, committed suicide last night by jumping from the Verrazzano-Narrows Bridge."

Good bye and good luck. Please don't forget to send me that shit.

 

Hi The Pirate
Is this thread only for dumb, dumber, dumbest, and pervert comments, or can we also make requests?

 

This is the dumbest question I received thus far. What you need ? Crack? We got soothe. We got Cubase. We got UVI Eagle which is better than that Falcon shit. We got kontakt X. You want crack? We got you covered. If it is a question about Omnisphere...GTFOH

 

...xD go easy on me mate...haha the whole plan sounds good!! on it!

 

Well I had ASSSSUUUUUUUUUUUMED that by the nature of my request the fact that it was directed to Xupitol would be implied and unnecessary. I apologize for my lack of protocol.

 

I need crack. do you have some?

 

Dear Pirate,

Where do babies come from?

Sincerely,

Lois

 

WELCOME TO NOTORIOUS'S GREEN'S EMPORIUM FRIEND! YOU WANT THIS CRACK?Crack-cocaine-2-grams.jpeg.WE HAVE IT! YOU WANT THIS CRACK INSTEAD? Crack_in_Glass.jpg.WE GOT THAT TOO! MAYBE YOU ARE A PERVERTED MOTHERFUCKER AND LOOKING FOR THIS CRACK? EwJMqj-9.jpeg.WE GOT YOU COVERED MATE!..OR ARE YOU LOOKING FOR OMNISPHERE AND KEYSCAPE CRACK? WE GOT THAT AS WELL BUT PLEASE CONTACT MY PERSONAL ASSISTANT @The Pirate WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE TWO! HE LOVES HIS JOB HERE AND WOULD BE VERY HAPPY(Not) TO ASSIST YOU IN ANY QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE ABOUT THOSE 2 PRODUCTS!

BEST REGARDS,NOTORIOUS GREEN.

(EDIT:Sorry about the unnecessary 2 duplicates of the crack cocaine picture..dunno how it happened...I tried to delete em.)

 

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I just sprayed my monitor with coffee.

As much as people should learn how to fix omnisphere by themselves, I should learn NEVER to take a swig of drink directly before reading one of your posts.

 

Hey guys, there's a newb who needs help installing Omnisphere.
https://audiosex.pro/threads/i-need-help-please-help-me-install-omnisphere.52786/

 

FUck off you bastard!

 

This member is one of the dumbest we got here in this forum. And a wannabe Edgar Allen Poe, Robert Frost, and Morrissey, totally ignorant of the world we live in. Where do babies come from? Don't you know every fucking thing in this planet is made in China? Even that Corona virus shit comes from China. Babies, certainly, come from China. Next, please!

 

By jingo! The U47 inserted up the orifice to stop the birth control pill falling out actually works. It is much better than that nasty gaffer tape, which ripped out the hairs on my bollocks every I removed it to go take pee.

Thank you so much.

 

Don't forget the Paypal, and Square.

 

Yo @The Pirate, you're looking T H I C C af in your new profile pic. Stupid thicc, dummy thicc and all of the above. Bend over girl, show me what you're working with.

 

I will show you what i am working with. Send me your snap and make sure you got the cash app. This bitch aint showing nothing free! Nobody getting this crack for free. Show me the money daddy, and me love you long time.