You guys actually use lotion to fap?

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  1. demberto

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    I love my hand. So should you :bleh:
     
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  3. realitybytez

    realitybytez Audiosexual

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    i prefer sandpaper. more texture.
     
  4. demberto

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    Jeez, that's rough
     
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    I should love your hand?!.... But I dont even know you! :drummer:
     
  6. Plainview

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    I use my own tears , the best lubricant
     
  7. Ŧยχøя

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    You could always poke a hole on a Melon, and warm it a little,
    careful with them seeds tho.. :yes:
     
  8. demberto

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    A gate would be handy for that purpose
     
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