WHY ARE BALD GUYS ALWAYS THE MOST POWERFUL?!!!

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  1. Notorious Green

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    :excl::guru:Hello Fellow Audiosexuals!!:shalom::chilling:..It is I,@Notorious Green and I believe it's time for us, as mankind, to try to answer one of the most complex and difficult questions out there...So, with no further to do the question is : WHY ARE BALD GUYS ALWAYS THE MOST POWERFUL?...Now,you may think what is this Russian madafakar talking about? There are powerful people out there that ain't bald!..This is correct and I agree till a certain degree but I haven't seen a single picture that's such concrete evidence for something in my whole life!...They say a picture is worth a thousand words and this picture imma post below says it all...I highly doubt you can prove me wrong after seeing this...Here it is :
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    SHOULD WE ALL TEAR EVERY SINGLE HAIR OUT OF OUR HEADS:crazy: TO HAVE ENDLESS POWER AT OUR FINGERTIPS?!...(ummmmmm except for Johnny who got endless power you know where!:bleh:)
     
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  3. tommyzai

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    More testosterone. I'm proud to be a powerless, girlie man . . . WITH HAIR. ;-)
     
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  4. I am not! Having lived these last 20 years without hair has brought nothing but shame. Unless I'm at a Dream Theater concert. But I now look back to my years in nightclubs where my shaven head made me look edgy. Then one day I thought I'm sick of shaving my head and nothing happened. It didn't grow back. It was gone. I wasn't edgy. I was just an old bald man. I shun people and refuse to have my photo taken. I have painted over every mirror. I am a monster. Hey! That's edgy!!
     
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    I dunno. V'Ger was pretty powerful as a woman :wink:

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  7. voidSeeker

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    Wouldn't touch that with my 10 foot pole...
     
  8. Bermuda Triangle

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    i dont agree to this. :crazy:
     
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  9. voidSeeker

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    Actually bald guys have far less testosterone, that's why they compensate with guns (penis extensions)...
     
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    if you wouldn't date her you'll be a bigot
     
  11. Joe_sleaze

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    Sa(i)mson says otherwise.
     
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    :wtf:@Notorious Green You ain't Russian vro. You is one of dem mofakars hillbillies from West Virginia who lost all your hair as a result of a crystal meth lab explosion.
     
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    Yes.
     

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    When you've lost your hair, what else is there left to lose?

    Own that shit, and that work that shit, baby!

    Ya should have included Devin Townsend in your examples, rather than 3 fiction ones. But what do I know, I'm drunk as fuck!

    37 and still rocking a sweet hairline with no greys. Whereas my brother - who is three years older than me - is very very balding. He's got this little piece left at the very front which I call his "pubic mound"... He does not appreciate that.

    Wait... What the fuck are we talking about? I think I may have rubbed too much paint into my eyes...
     
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  18. Is this the kind of "real man" that appeals to you?

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  19. Kluster

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    Bald heads look like penises.
    At least grow some hair around the fringe to make it more realistic.
    And wear a a rumpled turtleneck sweater to simulate foreskin. :woot:
     
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  20. Tell Devin he lacks testosterone.

     
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    False.
     
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