Whats your Special Ability?

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  1. DoubleTake

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    I've got amazing powers of observation.
     
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    Electronics and IT as a hobby, I love reading books :yes:
     
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    " I can see it now. so I'm at this bar..."
     
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    I can make 2 hats with my bra
     
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    I can (could) snort speed for weeks on end without bleeding once from the nose.
     
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    Many... :chilling:

    But i love my Psychic power the most
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    I m also a champion at spoiling shows and movies. R.I.P. aunt May, i wonder if you' d remember Peter if you hadn t been killed , of if you would have forgotten about his existence like all the other people who met him,including his best friend and his girlfriend
     
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    I can play osu! and any other rhythm game at a very high level.
     
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    I can cut XTC pills into the form of a swastika, snort it with a friend and hallucinate wolves wearing glasses with a thick purple frame.
     
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    So are you from Rotterdam or Idaho?
     
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    Getting goosebumps all over from really good songs
     
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    Challenge accepted..
     
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    I might be 40 years too late with this but back then I could clock William's Defender and play it for hours until I got bored - one of the hardest arcade games. Crap at all the others.
     
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    Defender II.
    Just sayin'
     
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    One of my favourite arcades aside from Pacman, Scramble, Phoenix and some more... usually I like shooting arcade games best. MAME is great for relaxation of that type. :wink: Do you have MAME?
     
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    I have the almost polar opposite ability of attracting any of the above items, but only to my face. If I hear a football being kicked in a park, even if I don't see it, I know that it is going to hit me in the face. If only I could transfer this ability to my foot.
     
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    I don't know if I still have this special ability because I haven't played it in many many years, but no opponent had ever beaten me in the board game called Othello. I must have played 300 or so times. It was freaky because I never thought about a move and just intuitively knew how to flip all the stones to my color and own the corners to rule the day.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Ever tried Go?
     
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