Whats your Special Ability?

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  1. Zenarcist

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    Whistling and farting at the same time while playing the banjo.
     
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    :dont: That's just one skill done in triplicate :dont:
     
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    Sorry, I missed out the standing on my head bit :(
     
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  4. 9000k

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    whenever I go buy two beers I leave the shop with eight
     
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    I can make the air smell.
     
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  6. JMOUTTON

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    I can fall asleep anywhere at anytime almost at will. Doesn't matter how loud it is, how cold it is, how hot it is, bombs, bullets, even standing if i have something to lean against or hook an arm onto, in a tree, in a cave, in water with some-kind of floater as long as it isn't 100 mortally life threatening I can fall sleep there.

    Outside of that, just normal.
     
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  7. Lois Lane

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    My special ability is to be able to write invisibly. If you can read this you have the special ability to read invisible writing.

    Now you know.
     
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  8. Ad Heesive

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    I assume you can also read minds - so no feedback here :woot:
     
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  9. Valnar

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    Whats up there in the sky? It's a bird, no-... it's a plane? no.... it's XANAXMAN!!!!!
     
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  10. Sylenth.Will.Fall

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    Quick,, Lemme go update my CV. Just thinking how impressive being able to read invi DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  11. Xupito

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    You guys are the best :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::hahaha:
    What a way to start a Saturday. Who needs weed with posts like this... :lmao:
    Holy shit, I'm bookmarking this
     
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    Severe migraines and headaches, just about every day.
     
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  13. BEAT16

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    I can shit in the corner in a round room.
     
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    Non Euclidean turds?
     
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  15. Xupito

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    I can nutmeg the Great Wall of China
     
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    De-composing 'great' philosophers.
    martinheidegger.jpg
     
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  17. Arabian_jesus

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    To whistle with my peepee
     
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  18. Lois Lane

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    Man #1: Hello, my name is Louis Lipschitz, nice to meet you.

    Man #2: If you're Lipschitz, then my ass whistles!

    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    Price, one million Euro in Bitcoin :crazy:
     
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    To whistle with YOUR peepee.
     
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