Found this Gem today:

src: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_Beanland

And I was thinking to myself: What a fucking legend dude, he can compose while standing AND sitting, where have you been all my life.
But then I was like: What could I offer? What would my ability be if I had a Wiki page? Masta Procrasta, Make good pasta, Hustling disaster?
Well I've seen all attempts at putting music into boxes as futile, so I'm not even gonna try that, call me efficient at time-saving (and wasting).

So people, what would your ability be?

 

turning solid food into gas using only my gastrointestinal tract.

 

My special ability is to always have a quick answer to any question (like, for example, this one).

 

Waking up - occasionally. (baffling magic)
Still working on 'how to do it on demand'.

 

I can play Guitars as if they were Women, and also play Women as if they were Guitars..


I also have the special involuntary ability to bring Out whatever a person has Inside.
If the person is X, he could be X² with me.. for the Good but mostly for the Bad.

So given that the world is full of prejudicious assholes, ppl tend to Collide a lot with me,
and I don't need to do/say Anything at all..

I can be there simply standing, and they will come,
get exhalted/animous, collide/explode and gass-out..

Meanwhile I haven't moved a muscle or said a single word,
and I may have been thinkin about whatever random/unrelated nerdy thing to begin with..

I don't know why this happens, but it does
(Maybe I'm a bit like a Mirror I guess..)

 

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Oy, are u talkin to me
what's your beef - asshole

 

Here is my Ability ...

 

Just the other way around with me. Falling asleep, almost always and everywhere

 

i can slam a revolving door

 

Making screenshots?

 

Well, you have actually witnessed it yourself in the magnificent Music Theory threads we coincide..
Like that certain Academist guy who simply exploded for no reason..

Or well, to be fair, for the concept of Chromatic Modulation.. lol
I kinda developed a defensive reaction instinct whenever I write those Evil Sinful worrrds..

I got entangled with that one, I reckon..
Oh well, at least we learnt someting on the way

 

Quoting people.

 

i see what you did there.

 

they call me whenever they need to quote a commentary about quotes. If you ever need this type of service, just dm me

 

"Feeling intimidated by pussy"
ok that's my disability - but at least I confessed!

 

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Finding too much ambiguity and misinterpretting everything - apparently

 

Well if they had Teeth...

Still very dangerous tho, even without them

 

My special ability is not really THAT special depending on your point of view.

I have the knack of being able to close my eyes and throw or kick a football, tennis ball, golf ball, cricket ball, Frisbee or anything else for that matter in ANY direction and still be able to smash a window without ever aiming for it.
I was 7 when I first realised I could do that and have been paying for broken windows ever since.