What is this bastard's secret?

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  1. Music Industry-er

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    I'm tired of seeing this bastard winning every possible award, he is even about to surpass Beatles producer, George Martin.

    Don't act like you need a name, you know who...

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  3. Valnar

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    It's the waveform m8

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    Oops..!

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    His secret to success is he drinks camel urine 5 times daily, it is supposed to be good for the health and bring luck and prosperity.
    Check youtube videos on its many uses for everything including curing cancer and is supposed to give you a wicked buzz to boot that's why he looks like that.

    :woot::rofl::woot::rofl::woot::rofl::woot:
     
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  6. Donut Nyamer

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    Rick Rubin is about to witchcraft a place up before a session, he's not holding any secrets about it "Sage aya aya, Sage n Potpouri aya"

    "Ayait Jay Z you're up after I finish listening to this Metallica album in my sleep"

    Fun fact, Rick Rubin was the first producer I actually looked up to.
    I drank yellow electrolytes, it's close enough. My brain hasn't picked up on newer frequencies. Actually there's less of them as I get older. It's all a scam to steal all your frequencies up.
     
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  7. Moogerfooger

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    If you really think a 50 year old has his finger on the pulse of what kids these days desire you’ve got blinders on. He might be exec producer, but others are cooking up the protein. He’s more like the Maître d'hôtel. Same with Dr. Dre at this stage their careers.
     
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    So, who should he be?
    I guess he's one of your boomers superstars, I'm too young to recognize him
     
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    Fair. Raiding Soundcloud pages seems the easy way out at that stage. What I'd like to know is what Dj Khaled does. He just we the bests as far as I can tell.
     
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    There was an interview not too long ago on Hot 97 where the radio dj’s seemed skeptical of Khalid’s actual musical talent. Khalid was hit flat footed with the question & he started telling a convoluted story about he did it all in the past, but it takes a real genius to find the people “ghost writers” who can do it… lol. Wish I could find that interview.
     
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    Well Max has his hands in a good portion of the Billboard 100 every month for the past 20 years. Even if you don’t know him, you’ve heard something he’s said “yes” too…
     
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    LOL
    Sounds like that time he convinced us all he was on Weighwatchers.
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    "Big Bun for Big Pun, Fat Joe finna dig into this buffet like a helpless hoe.
    And Khaled finna have a uh, ayo what you eat Halal Apples bro?
    Hahaha Lets Go Pun, before my appetite run away from me yo"

    Seriously he looks like Josh from Drake and Josh forgot his snacks in his school backpack.
     
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    Max should be his first name, last name? (At first I thought he was david guetta)
     
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    Not to hate on all the Karl’s of this crazy world. But whenever I hear that name I immediately think of this clip.
     
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    I'm down to call him Guetta Le Baguetta. I've never seen Karl or Khaled ever comprehend side chain compression in public but Guetta was briefed before hand.

    At the very least Karl doesn't jet ski while he woo's so nobody asks him directly what it is he does after he jet ski's so doesn't raise suspicions after the 8th trip to the buffet like it's a never ending left turn to the Nascar race where our necks get tired of watching Khaled bring back ANOTHER ONE cause HE THE BEST! WOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    LOOOOL Carl is a legend asshole.
     
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  18. LeviD

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    A few Max "secrets' that I can recall:

    * Lyrics are not necessarily a high priority. His focus is more on melody and phonetics than lyrical content. He would rather have a lyric that doesn't make sense than a vocal line that doesn't hit hard, melodically.

    * He likes to try and hit the first chorus by the fifty second mark.

    * [EDIT] [REMEMBERED ANOTHER ONE] He likes to try and bring one instrument into the mix, at a time. Obviously there are practical limitations to this as we all know (e.g., the song may not permit it,) however, it is more of a "philosophy" than a "practice." The concept is that the brain prefers to have minimal things introduced to it at one time - the fewer the better - hence why every element introduced to the song's arrangement MUST contribute. The few elements to the song's arrangement MUST serve a purpose otherwise it is only messy/confusing/useless/detrimental to either the song arrangement itself, the mix, or perhaps even both. Ultimately, all of this boils down to Max's approach to "song arrangement."

    Honestly, I thought I had more than this, haha! Maybe I do, but for right now, this is what I can remember. If I remember more I'll come back and add to the list. Maybe some other people will remember a few other "secrets" of his that have leaked on to the internet or been observed by others.
     
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    HE MADE HIS NAME VALUABLE IN THIS CAPITALIST SOCIETY, HISTORY SHOWS US THIS IN ALL AREAS OF LIFE... RICK RUBEN IS A FRUAD, AND A THEIF... HE STOLE ORIGINAL CONCEPT/DR. DRE 808 SOUND ROACHING AROUND THE GREAT CHUNG KING STUDIOS IN NY (NOT THE AFTERMATH, DR DRE EVERYONE KNOWS) AND USED IT WITH BEASTIE BOYS
     
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    That would explain why he always looks guilty...
     
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    Ya. Oops he did it again and Khaled yells ANOTHER ONE. Showbiz got all the future musicians homeschooling themselves while trying to out run the Olympics.

    Makes you wonder just how much has still been uncovered given how many "industries" operate this way making me think it's just how it is among these types of people. Music, Olympics, Movies, video games and what else?

    I went from hopeful, to "there aren't enough exists along a highway for anybody out here" when I learned about these types of individuals.
     
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