What is 3monkey.me?

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  1. freebeatprod

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    hello to all, someone can tell me some information about "3monkey.me"
    what is it? let me know, thank you very much!
     
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  3. Someone

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    Well, the websites sais its a VPN service...

    If you dont know what VPN is:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virtual_private_network

    Its basicly a way to "hide" your IP adress. Thats not quiet right since you dont hide it, you just surf thought the VPN service, and their server has a different IP adress then yours and you visit websites with their IP adress. So its not that easy to tell that you are the one surfing there.
     
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    Say you live in a country were the Big Corporations have taken the decision that YOU shouldn`t be doing stuff online that doesn`t agree with what THEY KNOW to be right for you. Like visiting those horrible torrent sites for example. Well, your countries government, due to their funding, bonuses and cool lifestyle coming from Big Corporations take what their paymasters say as VERY important. So when a huge, mega rich man with nice cars and lovely manicured finger nails tells your weasel of a politician that it is in YOUR best interest for them to BLOCK certain sites, they just go right ahead and do just that. So, now, you cannot do the things that you actually deemed okay because someone else has deemed it NOT okay for you.

    Which basically means you is fooked!

    Unless you join a VPN, Virtual Private Network. By having your IP bounced all around the world you circumvent the blocks and gain access to all those horrible, dangerous, pirate places you shouldn`t be visiting anyway cus you will just get viruses and your computer, car and girlfriend will likely all blow up!
     
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    Yeah man I heard that your girlfriend will blow you... oh sorry damnit I meant to say UP! ...your girlfriend will blow up and explode in thousand pieces when you download torrents, which have all viruses because there are no torrents that dont have viruses (obviously! duh!!!). Also all torrents sites are filled with pervert porn (obviously! duh!!!).

    They just wanna protect you from yourself! Its like it was in school: Dont think for yourself, just repeat what the teachers said, and call it free thinking. Dont use your brain, let others do that for you *yes*

    If everyone thinks something is bad, do that, too. If everyone likes a certain TV show or a certain sport, do that, too. But if your mama asks you if you would spring off the curch tower because others do that, you tell her no because everyone would say no.
     
  6. freebeatprod

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    THANKS U!
     
  7. Frubbs

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    3monkey,Me is an unincorporated village in northern Maine, near the New Brunswick border. Known primarily for its biker-dominated roadhouse (and the still out back), it's also home to a farm equipment store, a mail-order house specializing in miniature balsa wood log cabins, and Daisy's Dun-jun, a B&D lounge, operating only in the summer months. No one knows the origin of the village's curious name.
     
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    The villages name is actually a "nod" to Sir Francis Bacon who foresaw great things for his "New Atlantis".

    It is a little known fact that Sir Francis, as well as his acute interest in all matters of the occult, was also an avid collector of Wade Whimsies. He was often said, when not communing with Lucifer, to be found immersing himself in a fantasy realm populated by only himself and his precious Whimsies.

    Sir Francis, whilst passionate about Wades whimsical animal figurines, also harboured a brooding dark rage towards Wade for never answering his myriad of correspondences regards certain animals he felt NEEDED whimsification. He swore that at his passing he would make a deal with his revered god, Lucifer, pledging his eternal soul for a chance to scare Wades then President, a Mr Larramy Bathtrunk, witless. It may be coincidence that shortly after Bacon`s passing on April 9, 1626 that Bathtrunk`s family were awoken in the early hours one April morning to a terrible and fearsome scream. On investigating, Bathtrunk`s wife, Herrimone, found her husband stone cold dead with a look of abject terror on his contorted face.

    The village itself is supposedly named thus after several of Bacon`s letters to Bathtrunk were found many years later. It appears that top of Bacon` list for various creatures he desired honouring with the immortality that only whimsies truly ever attain were 3 species of South American monkey. It is believed Bacon so desired these primate whimsies in order to make his fantasy world just that little more gay. Although, the real reason is of course lost to the annuls of history and passed with Bacon`s passing.
     
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    They`re just so damn fluffy and CUTE! :hug:

     
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    Coincidentally, my dog's name is also Larramy Bathtrunk.
     
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    It is a very popular name with the "in crowd".

    I once knew a welder from Tunbridge Wells names Larramy Bathlunk. Imagine my disposition when he introduced himself one evening at our local Wayfarers group! You could have knocked me down with a baseball bat, a badminton racket or even, dare I say it, a feather. *yes*
     
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