What has the Eurovision song contest got to do with music.

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  1. 5teezo

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    There was a time when it was about music, before the millenium, when the event was still called "Grand Prix Eurovision de la Chanson".

    In the 2000s it was renamed to Eurovison Song Contest and then it became all about Show and Performance. The last one was completely political: every country gave their highest rating to Ukraine – it not because of the quality of the song…
     
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    The whole thing is a hilarious spectacle. Pure entertainment.
    Occasionally a decent song comes out of it, but that's not the point at all.
     
  3. Sylenth.Will.Fall

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    Understandable making that assumption I suppose. Of course, if you had read my previous posts you would know that I HAVE watched it before and as for using the 'propaganda' card against me? You might want to use something that isn't so politically motivated as your example in future. The ESC is as political as it gets when it comes to the voting!
    As such, you get 'nil pois'
     
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    The Eurovision Song Contest is reason for being is to make a fuckload of money for the company that owns the rights to the title. It isn't about the music but about the money made from people calling (you can vote up to 20 times) to vote and reaping the fees that each country must fork up (about €350,000). It is a not for profit which means that at the end of the fiscal year their can be no money left over which means the principles get a hefty yearly pop of cash. See you in Kiev!
     
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    I absolutely refuse to watch this nonsense, the sooner it's killed off the better. Does anybody know what channel it's on?
     
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    Da proof:
     
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    Here is the vote of the UK Judge.. Fergusson 12 points lol
     
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    I stopped watching it, when countries startet to give 12 points to their fellow neighbor countries, and vice versa. Nepotism at it's best, I'd say.
     
  9. D-Music

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    I wonder how many kids have their sexual awakening watching Eurovision.

    Seeing Tajči bounce around the stage in 1990 in a tight dress with heels and nylons awoke strange things in me. I'm sure Lordi had a similar effect on many kids.

     
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    I just hope Käärijä doesn't win, I can't even listen to radio at work because it's on every fucking channel. I hate that contest, always have.. People already booked hotels here for next year contest, because they're sure Finland will win:deep_facepalm:
     
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    About as much as the size of my balls has to do with the arrangement of the planets in our solar system. So, quite a lot!
    :rofl::winker:
     
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    After watching the video I've got a strange almost sexual urge to buy an Abelton Push and I don't even use the damn DAW!

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    Haha well its been political for atleast 25 years.

    The name change came as it became obvious that most of the music was no longer chanson-related.

    Anyway i couldnt care less about it. Music is kinda mehh for like forever ...
     
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    I have two things to say about that video.. Not that either are linked of course.

    1) Soon after that, civil war broke out

    2) The thing she's standing on... Looks a bit like a Launchpad no? EDIT: ^^^^ DOH!!!! I have to start reading posts before typing mine in future I really must!!


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    I dunno why but I have a hankering for watching a Star Trek Movie!! :dunno:
     
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    Allemagne Zero Points ;)

     
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    Besides the "sympathy" votes between friendly countries... Didn't really start to go to shit when regular people could vote by internet or even SMS?... some stuff like that

    Here in Spain we had the first national-wide epic trolling like a decade ago. Users of the bigger forum at the time (forocoches, like carsforum) decided to promote as the national candidate for EVision a comedian who made on purpose a lame-ass song in every possible way.
    He ended winning the national poll and sang i the EVision 2008 :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

     
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    Oh shut tha fck up y'all bitter grumpy ol' farts.. thats from a cynic grumpy ol' fart..:guru: with a new magic hemorrhoid lube tho:invision:
    Exactly! But let's show those Roman pussies how to fuck up an empire in most perverted, deviant, degenerate, sadistic, sick (...) way, shall we! Colosseum - 50K spectators.. Eurovision - 160 mio. pfft..

    So, take a deep breath, bend over and enjoy the hype train :yes:

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    The only things I remember are the above posted Abba - Waterloo and the following almost Abba-esque

    End of the story.
     
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    On a more serious note, with a tiny bit of humor, showmanship and musicianship you can turn this:


    into this (chick on left is a comedian, on the right a TV anchor and the guy is one of Germany's most famous show host/entertainer and was Lena's patron), starts at 2:27:
     
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