Welcome Ogg...

Discussion in 'humor' started by DrachenFire, Jan 26, 2018.

  1. DrachenFire

    DrachenFire Producer

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    Lessee...What time is it...YEP that's where I am!
    A few threads here and other places made me revisit something I wrote years ago when a guy I know just kept getting his 'compooter' fucked up because he was so gullible he made the perfect mark. This IS NOT targeted at anyone here or elsewhere, so if you take offense, you are over-valuing yourself. It's not about you.

    And my apologies to troglodytes everywhere, including those I have worked with.

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    Hi, me Ogg.

    Ogg not stoopid.

    Ogg smart.

    Ogg have friend in India that Ogg call when compooter have boo boo. Ogg friend say he fix for small amount.

    Ogg like this friend he tell Ogg he VERY smart have compooter and even more smarter call friend.

    Friend fix when Ogg compooter get boo boo.

    Ogg happy with friend happy with compooter.

    Ogg not stoopid. Ogg have compooter.

    Compooter make Ogg smart peoples.

    Compooter never tell Ogg lie.

    Only bad peoples tell Ogg lie but Ogg too smart for peoples.

    Peoples put things on compooters to keep friends out.

    Ogg no do this.

    Ogg like friends.

    Friends help Ogg compooter make Ogg smarter. Take Ogg new places Ogg never think go.

    Ogg like new places. New friends. Many friend say have hots for Ogg.

    Ogg send money friend help out. Maybe visit Ogg some.

    Ogg smart

    Friend smart.

    Compooter GOOD.

    Fire BAD.
     
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