Everyone I knew left me...My wife & kids,my friends,my parents,my grandparents even hookers that I used their services in the past...Man,these hoes ain't loyal...But enough talking, i will cut straight to the story...One chilly night, me and my wife wanted to have some fun in bed and suddenly while she always told me I was a beast this time she told me that my performance was worse than @The Pirate's himself...This kept going again and again for a few days till we stopped trying..I was troubled but eventually I let it go since I thought it was some kind of midlife crisis...Moving on to my former friends..I was out with them on a hot and sweaty day,chillin somewhere where all the young hotties walked so we could watch them but instead of doing the same thing suddenly my interest was only drawn to speakers, phones,i pods, anything that could play music...My friends asked me if I was doing drugs and I told them that I was clean...After a few days they said to me that I was acting weird and that they didn't want to stay anymore friends with me...First the thing with my wife, now the thing with my friends..you gotta understand my desperate need to get rid of this "curse"...I was really worried so I tried Voodoo,Exorcism's,you name it!...All to no avail...My wife left me and took the kids as well after she learned I was doing Voodoo and other weird shit...I eventually gave in, and went back to hookers to get the sexual satisfaction I needed...While I was in my car with her on a secluded alley she sucked my dick multiple times but it wouldn't even grow an inch...I tried Viagra as well, same result...She asked me if it was stress, i told her No.She asked me if it was genetics I told her No as well.She asked me if anything troubles me and I was sceptical at first to tell her what was happening to me lately, but eventually I did tell her...She told me only the obvious, to go see a doc since she didn't knew either what was it...I went to see the doc and after 30 minutes of telling him all the events that had happened he eventually arrived at a conclusion...He asked me straight away,Do you by any chance hang at a forum called AudioSex? I said Yea,why? and he said back to me that I had contracted the disease Audiosexuality and that I had become Audiosexual...I asked him if i could go back to the old days,and he told me that the damage was irreversible...I thanked the doc and now I'm in my home writing this warning to all while eating expired Cheerios with milk...If you don't want the same fate as me,STAY the fuck AWAY FROM AUDIOSEX NOW!!!

 

@The Pirate I think your brother's been found. He's also not funny.

 

finally someone who tell the truth...its horrible...
like crystal meth before after photos level

 

its a pirate double account....so he tricks himself, and is able to post his inner beings

account from 22feb...this was shortly before he did get audiosexual disorders

 

You people are really trying way too hard.

 

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True. Except for @Notorious Green
The poor ol' sod is really trying every way to get hard. Looks like he needs a hand. Volunteers?

Nah? Thought not.

 

Quarantine is making me crazy

 

Look at me. I'm the pirate now.

 

I actualy read it under house arrest in Canada i mean self isolation sorry i am bored and needed to past time liquer store closed Good Friday

 

Unlike on other forums, here you actually get help and constructive feedback, and people are more... "people" and less robots :D

 

@Notorious Green I told you long time ago, you need to have sex with a horse. And dont worry about your friends. Just tell you have cracked Soothe,UVI Falcon, Nexus 3, Cubase Pro, and I guarantee you they will be kissing your ass and lining up to suck your dick. Your doctor? Ask him about the story of him contacting @No Avenger, and requesting information as to how insert an air compressor in his master bus.

 

Listen up motherfuckers! When I kill myself because of your cyber bullying you better take care of the newbies having problems with Omnisphere and them bitches asking for Mac please!

 

TL;DR, I'm sure this is important.

It was probably bad beef.

 

mac please, AAX too would be good

 

I GOT AN AUDIOSTD FROM HAVING AUDIOSEX WITHOUT USING A LIMITER HELP

 

Yeah, unless you start a dumb Omnisphere thread or write an essay kissing r2r's ass. Then we go


Kill him

 

Total: 431 (members: 29, guests: 362, robots: 40)

Technically there are more robots here as of right now. But right now could be wrong down if you start a dumb Omnisphere thread or write an essay kissing r2r's ass.

Or see the above post for clarity.

 

Imma risk it

 

fucking essays, essays everywhere on this forum...

 

 

Last edited: Apr 11, 2020