Using Proper English

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  1. No Avenger

    No Avenger Moderator Staff Member

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    Objection, hearsay. [​IMG]
     
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    Not even close. [​IMG] I meant nothing, it's just the title of E12. :yes: You may like to discuss this with the team of Monti Python's, but take into consideration that they are genuine British and not just a branch. [​IMG]

    :dont: [​IMG] You should have. :yes:

    Edit: You have? Good boy. Take a cookie. [​IMG]
     
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    I hope that mofo is still in hospital running out of painkillers.
     
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    Bitte gehen Sie weiter, hier gibt es nichts zu frichen. [​IMG]
     
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    :woot: :unsure:
     
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    Language! :guru: :hahaha:
     
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    :woot: :unsure:

    Nice signature.
     
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  8. meow

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    This topic sucks ducks and costs zero buck, no luck.
     
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  9. Herr Durr

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    odd as it may seem, the drunken "relaxed" party often just noodles around in the "cock" pit..
    and somehow comes out with barely a scratch, he'll be feeling it soon enough though
     
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    like:
    'Houston beep we have a problem beep'.
    'one small beep for a beep one giant beep for beepkind...
    'beep'.

    [QUOTE="Nice signature."[/QUOTE]
    thanks.:wink:
    I also try to follow the advice in yours.
    :yes:
     
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  11. timer

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    Proper English not easy, you have to try hard:
     
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  13. art.movement.style

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    Steve and George are driving when all of a sudden the car fails.


    Steve: What the fuck? That mother-fucking dumbfuck mechanic fucking fucked up my fucking car after fucking with it for two days!

    George: Fuck a duck! That's fucked!

    Steve: I'm so fucking tired of getting fucked over. Fuck that shit!

    George: What the fuck. Don't fucking pay him!

    Steve: Fucking A!
     
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  14. Blue

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    Or perhaps this is more how I listen Americans.
    I listen the "F" word often in movies and I read it often too.
     
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    Maybe you should watch and read more fucking documentaries??? [​IMG]
     
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  16. superliquidsunshine

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    Here a "fucking documentary". Careful what you ask for!
     
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    [​IMG] That's exactly what I expected.
     
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    like dancing, :disco: faking english is easiest.

    But spelling can be an effin bitchity:
    Of these three, what's warmest?, analogue, analog or anal log.
    I think it's probably the turd one... by a squidge.
    my proper effin english is more effin englisher than all-y'all.
    btw, which fan is it safer to hit?, sports, ventilation or dabbydozy?
    I'm not sure if I'm beefing up the bass here or just lowering the tone but, well, it's a laff innit?

    :thanks:
     
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    Watched this video on Newgrounds when it was first released. Still a hilarious video.
     
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  20. BaSsDuDe

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    Forty years ago, words that are now acceptable in this century and are now in dictionaries, were considered profanities and not even slang.
    I would hate to be a language authority or linguistics professor in the 21st century. With Urban English becoming so prevalent, it would be feasible that even the younger generation creating much of the Urban English has trouble keeping up.
    I seriously doubt that even the foremost expert in English vocabulary would be able to account for every new word becoming part of daily vocabulary, though kudos to some dictionary houses for trying.
     
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