Hello, I just got a 6 months premium account for ul.to and they gave me a coupon for 1 month for any free member account.
Maybe it's not the best place to do it but I want to offer it if someone needs it.

The message with the funniest joke will get this coupon hehe.
R

 

ah man, i'm not a funny person.. damn

 

@ Radu,

Well, you want a joke (preferably a 'funny' one)... here you have one, but not sure of its impact !

It's about the often found requests about a 'MAC version' when ONLY the 'PC version' is posted, but also its contrary, a request for a 'PC version' when ONLY the 'MAC version' is available... that you can find within this brother's site (which you certainly know !).

And the joke is :
"The bullshit never stops growing, moreover its growth is exponential instead of being regular and peaceful..."


By the way, Good Luck to all the participants at this : 'The Funniest Joke's Contest', and above all, Thank You 'Radu' for your generosity.

 

What is perfect pitch?

When you throw a banjo into a dumpster and it spears an accordion.

Thank You 'Radu' for your generosity.

 

Two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

 

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair....

ooooooooohhhhhhhh............

*Equips Flameshield*

 

who that reads is dumb

 

What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic Association

Get it?

 

I guess that you still have your coupon. And will have for a while

 

LOL

 

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi."

 

This seems like fun *yes*

So there's this British guy, and as soon as he turns 22 he moves to Switzerland.
Quite a few years later, he runs into an old British friend who happens to be travelling in Switzerland at the time.
They get to talking, and decide to go get lunch.
"So what's your favourite thing about Switzerland?", the friend asks.
"Well the flag's a big plus.", he answered.

 

Not the typical gime, gime,gime although if you distractedly raise your hands you have lost your wallet!

A theft victim at the door of a club. Dance music might be ruining you!

 

Well they were all very funny. Really. Big-up Neongoyf, pipi, Paus and audiohauz. But I got to give it to Studio 555.
SO Studio 555, check your PM and tell us if everything went well.

Thanks everyone, you are great bunch of "joke releasers" !