Does anybody have a UAD offline installer that works?

Bastards have fucked me over yet again. I've updated to a recent version via UAConnect and now offline installers won't work. Needs the latest software, which doesn't seem to exist any longer. You have to get it from UAConnect and it has to be online.

I just spent 4-5 hours trying to install UADx (Spark) and gave up. I decided I'll never install this shit again and waste more life... Apparently I have no choice any more. If I want their software I have to put this Connect shit in my computer. That seems shady as fuck to me. We're talking about dongled software that has never been hacked in 20 years. Shit the people have paid 5 figures for. Worthless now if you're offline and need to reformat.

So if you're tied into the UA framework, make sure you have offline installers from somewhere. These fuckers are getting shady as fuck.