here is my candidate... if you can do better.. do your worst !

beware the horrible harpy of heinousness

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pretty bad...but the cuteness sort of redeems it...

 

More Yoko, how to screw up a good night out, a small eternity with Yoko Ono

 

I heard these guys so long ago but I just wiki'd them and apparently I'm in the majority consensus.
The worst part is that the lyrics are actually insanely profound.

I should add some things:
I've always known: that which is ugly is intensely beautiful.
I just learned: Kurt Cobain ranked "Philosophy of the World" No. 5 on his 50 best albums list.

@mozee My love for Chinese food trumps all the cute-ass cheese.

 

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just remembered this thing, is this lyrical genius or not

and there's always that des-ree verse
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most,
I'd rather have a piece of toast,
Watch the evening news.

 

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Patrice Wilson is ruining our children.
Sorry Herr but I gotta go listen to some Motörhead. Then maybe some Doves.

Your thread was God reminding me why LSD isn't beneficial for my fragile mind.

 

R.I.P RHCP!

 

Stairway to heaven is one of the best songs ever!!!One of the most epic songs of Led Zeppelin.
In 1991 it had been played 2,874,000 times on the radio, amounting to 44 years’ worth of airtime.
In other words, if you were looking for the ur-song of classic rock, for something combining incredible popularity, a huge selection of myths, and a faint sense of preposterousness, then your search can begin and end with Stairway to Heaven.

 

another vote for Yoko Ono...gaining momentum..


@beatroot I think that's the point for us over 30 crowd.. we have heard it enough times for one lifetime already..

not to mention every time going into Guitar Center,
and having to hear some teen doing his horrible rendition !

@Pinkman not surprised Cobain liked this.. he was also a big Shonen Knife fan..
and these girls sound like their musical grandmas

 

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When Taurus sued Zeppelin over that I thought cheeky so and so's, you could use same argument about Taurus nicking J.S Bach
Right decision.

 

ANYTHING done by a "meow" band. Pearl Jam, Creed, Alice In Chains, 3 Doors Down, Stoned Temple Pilots, Nickel Back, Stained the list goes on. God I hate that fucking 90s white guy rock "meow" voice... Btw there's a special place in Hell just for Eddie Vedder.

 

is J.S. Bach sitll collecting his royalty checks.. by the way?

 

I'm torn between The Frog Chorus (McCartney) and The Laughing Gnome (Bowie)......but I'll go with the latter...

Do yourself a favour an' don't listen.

 

I've just got home so I'm exhausted, but be on red alert for when I wake up. I have songs SO bad they use to give them away at fun fares when I was a kid.

I feel like I should put up a government health warning, or a hazchem sign or sommit!

 

Oi, The Laughin' gnome was one of my favourite songs as a kid. lol

 

I'm guessing you were in single figures?

 

That style is also known as "yarling":

http://www.endino.com/archive/yarl.html