This was inspired by ordering some shit (guitar strings, picks, cables, the usual fare) from Thomann, and on a lark I went on browsing and came across this beauty:



So being a sucker for hideous things I just had to order it. I couldn't help myself. No, I've got enough guitars. But... I gave away my decent steel string ages ago when moving (and I haven't got heart to ask it back), so maybe I need one. Maybe I don't. But just look at it.

What eyesores do you have?

 

Howzabout GG Alin!

 

 

Last edited: Feb 6, 2026 at 8:21 PM

Well, GG was really not a sound-thing, more like a feces-y thing to be honest with you.

 

i own a big house, with a lot beautiful instruments in it that helped me pay for it, im very proud of that. this is the ugliest one in here though lol - it was one of my great grandmothers tambourines she use to take and play at church. i thought slapping a dove was funny

 

Idk mate that eagle series from the orange nonce might give pinky a run for her money

Spoiler: .

https://gettrumpguitars.com/

 

this is my favorite though, after my first tour i got this baby, its a $8k baby grand piano that sounds so beautiful. its hard to get the full picture without showing myself but yeah everything else is nice like this lol - sorry grandma

 

Ok but this picture just forgets to describe the most important guitar part: the flux capacitor.

 

Yes, yes, but how about the Retro Encabulator?

(a classic take on a classic)