The saddest fact about music

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  1. Lois Lane

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    So, Foster, originally as Pink Panther, makes his grand return, and now so do you, Pinkman!

    Coincidence? Coordinated? Crazy coordinated coincidence?

    Hmmm....There must be more here than meets the eye!
     
  2. Garamondo Furbish

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    now I'm really sorry I ate the brown acid....
     
  3. PAskaperse

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    saddest thing is 99,99% of greatest music released never gets into the playlists
     
  4. Garamondo Furbish

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    thats why i make my own playlists and run my own streaming audio server for the house. Its always music I like and no commercials, and its just a click on the remote or the webrowser to bring up another playlist..also great for streaming audio books and radio plays (thank you bbc4)
     
  5. Garamondo Furbish

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    BTW its Boards of Canada hour on the Furbish Music Channel...
     
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  6. BaSsDuDe

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    @Mynock - It is foster. do not feed the troll. He's baiting you illogically and the greatest logic and knowledge of a subject he has none in will never prevail. His report count is going up. Just report him.
     
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  7. The King

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    A significant part of that 99.99% are people who think they know how to work with notes. Of course, they only think.
     
  8. Pinkman

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    Come on. You all know me.I am not Foster911. And yes, tranformation. More than meets the eye
     
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  9. The King

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    Anything you don't know.
    John Williams' ardent fans are a part of that 99.99 % as well. No apprehensible example can be given for these people.
     
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  10. BaSsDuDe

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    Yet again you offer no form of proof FOSTER by showing that you cannot back up what you say with music or anything resembling any kind of logic or proof. Additionally, show the place you got the 99.99% statistic from if you can. It's a random figure you use as a fabricated strawman percentile to attempt to validate something ludicrous. You are a troll purely creating sensationalism with no foundation in fact or common sense. REPORTED trolling, hopefully for the last time.
    :trolls::knock:
     
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  11. Mynock

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    BassDude, don't worry, I'm really fine! In addition to having fun exposing the conceptual weaknesses (he is just an influenced perpetrator of what would be called tunnel vision) and the cowardice of our twat Foster (who must die of shame for exposing his idols!), I think it is almost a duty to direct these jets of verbal diarrhea (his piles of nonsense) to their rightful place: the toilet of history! Let me explain: when free from rules spirits arrive at the academy (and I saw this happen to several of my colleagues), twats like Foster love to make fun of knowledge acquired in practice, coming from popular music, from multimedia, etc. (which they insist on defining as low-brow), to the detriment of high-brow knowledge (academic, which becomes like a cult, only for the initiated) from which these figures seek to establish guarantees and symbolic capital (within the academic system).

    The problem is when these creatures come out of their holes to catechize and judge others in search of symbolic capital (to prove that they has more cultural value than them really does) and find supporters and sympathizers of a type of music located at the periphery of human appreciation, perpetrated by arrogant and prejudiced figures like our twat Foster. So, this category of person needs to embrace this cultural relativism (all music is equally valid - including the modality, the more bizarre, the better!) to get a job at a university or music conservatory so as not to die starving.

    Again, in the real world, these twats would die of hunger, if they needed to live off music intended for real people (just like a postmodern/experimental chef would presumably create bold new original dishes incorporating ingredients such as coal dust, styrofoam, and plutonium: no human being would consume inhuman food as not many humans appreciate music accessible only to a minority within the minority, in this case, new music aficionado F[tr]O[ll]STER).
     
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  12. Mynock

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    1) Anything you don't know.
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    2) John Williams' ardent fans (as for the rest you wrote, the same big load of

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    (as always !)

    Fervent John Williams fans are the best to judge frustrated musicians who are unaware of evolutionary biology and its implications and who insist on creating incomprehensible and inhumane music with the aim of irritating listeners (by means of similes of chimpanzee art).


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    (Chimpanzee congo painting)

    NOTE: no disrespect towards our relative chimpanzees who managed to create something truly unique, unlike human beings who, when producing similes of simian production, insist that not valuing this type of art as something essentially beautiful may suggest overwhelming proof of stupidity.
     
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  13. Paul Pi

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    Ah, @The King not only thinks, but thinks he thinks... :knock:

    Yet @The King can't even link one piece of music that embodies the supreme spirit of his fictional 0.01%.

    Either:
    1. @The King doesn't have the courage or ability to defend any music created by a human being in the real world.
    2. There is no music that embodies @The King 's New World Order.

    Fact trumps fiction. We can do something @The King cannot - actually create exciting new music; whereas seemingly @The King can merely waste time conjuring word-salad abstractions and fake kingdoms to shore-up his precious ego.
     
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  14. Garamondo Furbish

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    this conversation reminds me of this series
     
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    Has anybody mentioned D minor yet?

     
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  16. garfinkle

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    A year of music theory at a third rate con, followed by decades of frustration at failing to produce anything remotely creative leads to the bitter incoherent nonsense that is the OP. Even his thinly veiled attempts at civility fail to disguise his jealous bile.

    Meanwhile, Ill just get on with my career.

    Tra la la.
     
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  17. BaSsDuDe

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    You have inadvertently explained why much of what is happening in the world has been able to propagate if you apply it to every facet of life that affects everyone. Great reply (the entire text i.e.), I enjoyed it.
     
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  18. BaSsDuDe

    BaSsDuDe Guest

    I am a huge fan of John Williams and one of his and Quincy Jones' earliest teachers, Russell Garcia.
    It's interesting that in Russell Garcia's "The Professional Arranger Composer Book II", he shows he has complete understanding of notes and how they work not only in music, but in life. Here's but one small excerpt that demonstrates how off-beam FOSTER is. It is quite an exceptional composer's companion who/that might wish to relay moods and feelings using "notes" and harmony.

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    Will Kweks Rock Star

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    At least it's now a free thread from now on...!
     
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    eXACT_Beats_ Audiosexual

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    You a hundred on that? I'm sure I got some medical paperwork laying around here somewhere from my last encounter... *rummaging*
     
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