there is no craic without crack my friends

 

Thank god you are more talented with code than with humor.

 

ill take one of each :D

 

Exactly what I was talking about. I am fed up with rich people like you that own a legit Maschine and expansions and think this is a joke, and that they are better than the rest of us who can't even afford Hornet plugins. Being rich does not make you better than anyone. You need to start listening to Bernie Sanders. This is one of the many reasons why am GTFO and never returning to this shithole. But you are not alone.
I also forgot to mention those retards that send me PMs every week asking on what date can they expect r2r release of Soothe. Like... really? Who the fuck needs Soothe to produce a song? On top of that, I don't even speak Japanese. So you have no business telling me to ask r2r for anything. Moreover, Russians and Japanese do not get alone so what the fuck are you trying to ignite here? World War III?
Then there is that dude @Andrew who calls himself the AudioSex Maestro. Shiiiit, Maestro of what? Maybe Maestro of Ancient History. This @Andrew sends me a PM last week asking me for a Lite version of Windows 98 for his DAW PC. I was like, WTF dude? Are you going back to the future? You trying to use Fruity Loops 1 or Cakewalk 1? We are in the year 2020, and this is not Jurassaic Park. You need to buy a $20,000 MAC. But there are more, much more.

Now, we are all getting invaded here by developers that claim to have the best and latest this and that. These developers want us to "try" the demo versions of their latest offerings. Why should we try a demo of your compressor or reverb for 7 days when we can go next door and "try" the full retail version for as long as we like? Are you on some fucking acid trip or some other shit? Do they actually expect Ali Baba and 40 Thieves to try and buy their software? I bet you that @SAiNT and @Olymoon are getting paid every time one of these developers open a thread announcing their latest offering. Wake up, people! Demand a share of the bounty.

Finally, I can't leave without mentioning that crazy ass Spaniard that calls himself @Marcsal. He is the worst! He has been pestering me since day one with dumb questions about Fruity Loops and requests to fix all the broken-shit gear that he has been buying on Craiglist. Dude my name is not Radio Shack and I don't eat Fruity Loops for breakfast. Pleeease! Leave me the fuck alone.

 

hahahaha this happened with a certain reverb the other day. dev posted about a demo on here and i really liked how it sounded, so i knocked on the neighbours door and got the full version

 

I didn't see the spoiler part and lost my shit for a second there, not gonna lie! phew.
But in all seriousness, this seems like the perfect time to thank you for all the work you do for this community.
Thanks a ton!

 

You are not alone.

 

OMG damn you I just had dinner!!!!

 

better go clean up

 

So you assume I am rich?! Just because I own a legit version of Maschine, some plugins and some Expansions? Really?

The REALITY is: I've chosen this life because I wanted to work with audio. And I am barely getting by doing it. Where I live I am officially considererd poor based on my income. In my life old-age poverty is a guarentee. The mental stress of living "my dream" has caused illnesses like high blood-pressure, diabetes and depression. No a day goes by where I can't find sleep due to existential fears. And then your self-righteous ass comes along talking shit?! Bra-fucking-vo!

But you know what: I guess I am better than you! Not because I can barely get by earning money with my craft, it's becasue I don't think in categories like you do, which is toxic. You are trapped in thinking in classes because you define yourself in relation to the possessions of others thereby actually ranking yourself low in social/economical status. I actually feel sorry for you. It seems like you have a pretty-low self esteem and a pretty bad self-view of yourself. Maybe you should something else uplifting than roaming in forums.

Have a nice day… and sleep well at night!

 

This is in the humor section, and you took what I said seriously? But now on a serious note, I really don't give a fuck about what you think.

 

Where you did get your masters degree in stand-up? Kirgisistan? You're about as funny as George Bush trying to recite old sayings, except that you're broke, he's not. #imouttadisbitch #micdrop

 

@5teezo You are claiming to be better than @The Pirate and also state the @The Pirate is broke. Maybe @The Pirate should tell you that your comments are very inmature, and that you are a very stupid person but he doesnt need to tell you those things because I just did. Now run to the moderator and tell him what I just said. You come to the humor section to personally attack a person that you dont personally know but certainly dont like. Yet all the @The Pirate does here is help others here. I have been the recipient of many hours of his time and knowledge. thats why I will defend him when someone makes stupid coments like the ones you made. No need for him to get banned for telling you what you well deserve. You aint better than him. In fact nobody here is better than any other member. @The Pirate broke? How do you know that? you been to his studio or are you his banker? Did he ask you to borrow money? You sound stupid AF. So before you continue running your stupid fucking mouth, and in the process embarrasing yourself, be a man, apologize or just get the fuck out of this thread.

 

Uhm, yeah right, you clearly got everything right and in the correct chronological order of action and reaction. #sarcasm You are so smart (even though you don't know how to follow siimple install instructions for Omnisphere). You're truely a genius.You're so #blessed

 

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He truely is one. It takes a genius to acknowledge another.

 

It is a Ph. D. from USMDB

I have been told that before by his son Jeb.

True. But he is dead and I am alive

#mouttadisdik #pantydrop

 

Thanks for your contributions Pirate.

 

Guys, this is the humor section ... Please keep it that way.