The Pirate tells AudioZ and AudioSex: It is time to say goodbye my friends

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  1. The Pirate

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    Lazy pervert
     
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  2. 5teezo

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    There's no need. This is your big day. :rofl:
     
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  3. Xupito

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    So true, right? He's on fire... Not only his skull I mean...
     
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  4. Gyro Gearloose

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    i decided to not upload...de pirate is not de pirate anymore ...someone uses his account..i guess fsb...
    it seems if i upload things could go totally wrong....
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    but whats cool i was in a big room disco and i had my laptop with it and i showed everyone that i cracked sooth etc..
    had the night of my life...
     
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    Incredible performance of that piece and musician support. The Italians really go above and beyond.
     
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  6. The Pirate

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    Only "ON TOPIC" comment of these 4 pages. :bow:
     
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    Thanks for everything.
     
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    Slate Digital ?
     
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    FYI it's "su navi, per mari" (meaning: "on boats, through seas"). I let you imagine what Italians keep hearing in most of unintelligible, misunderstandable, slurringly spoken US/UK songs... :dunno:

    you need cooling (Led Zeppelin) ----> I put it in your ass (io ti inculo)
    out on the wiley (Kate Bush) ----> I have hemorrhoids (ho le emorroidi)
    Roadhouse they've got some bungalows (The Doors) ----> I've got a bit furry cock (ho un cazzo un po' peloso)
    Get Down on It (Cool & The Gang) ----> gay in heat (gay in calore)
    for snow to fall on the Sahara (Anggun) ----> you asshole, make the mozzarella! (stronzo, fa la mozzarella!)
    because I got to need you, daddy (Janis Joplin) ----> What the fuck are you saying? (cosa cazzo dici te?)
    "Don't let me go" ----> son lesbico (I am a male lesbian)
    "People getting loose y'all" ----> I'm sniffing coke behind the doorway (pippo dietro l'uscio)

    ... Just to name a few :woot:

    Greetings from Italy :rofl:
     
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  11. The Pirate

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    What the fuck is that?:dunno:
     
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    Take care my good friend. Thanks for your assistance in the past.
     
  13. Sheb Shabadoobeedoo

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    Look, I'm going to go pinch a turd, and when I come back, hopefully you guys will have all your details sorted out. Im a very busy man, very busy... and I dont have time for these types of shenanigans. Get to work, or get to hell.
     
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    Reality Distortion Field = engaged. ;)
     
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    well that could be se pirate saying this....
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    :mad:
     
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  16. The Pirate

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    You so nasty! We don't have room for scathophilia here bro. :dont: The one in charge of that dignified department is our dear @Marcsal Feel free to contact him at any time.
     
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  17. The Pirate

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    :suicide:
     
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    pirate is important member and has his mark/(posts) all over the place so if one day he decides to ride in to the sunset(cowboy movies refrence)most of us will be sad to see him RIDING IN TO THE SUNSET

    BUT IF you decide one day to RIDE IN TO THE SUNSET then no one will know if you dont announce it
    (or people do care /dont care about you for the same matter depending how much important/not important you are here )
    bottom line is : pirate is ONE OF US :guru:
     
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    I think on a 1.April this would be better but hey a good joke is always a good joke
     
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  20. The Pirate

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    True but I couldn't wait :hahaha: and on April 1st that would have been too obvious.:bleh:
     
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