Fellow Audiosexuals...The matter I'm gonna talk to you about today is of grave importance so imma dive straight into it..
As some of you may have noticed I took a break from the forum but the reason was way more sinister than what can everyone can think of...Me and the FBI which im collaborating with, have had suspicions for a while that @The Pirate is not who he says he is and in fact is Eric Persing, a close associate of that Russian madafakar Putin...Here is some compelling evidence me and the FBI have gathered during our search that should convince you...1.He is fat 2.He has a small dick 3. Eric Persing's great grandfather was from Russia 4. ...Ummmmmm,nothing else to show.That's all!...Oh wait! I forgot!..NEVER FORGET that HE IS THE ONE that provided us with a CRACKED OMNISPHERE 2.6 version and knows the ancient secret ways to INSTALL IT SUCCESSFULLY! If I can name one person that would be able to do those things is no other than Eric Persing!..Now, the questions that we should be asking ourselves are... 1. What does Eric Persing want from a small community of poor artists like us? 2. Is Putin himself involved in this plot? 3.What are @The Pirate's or should I say Eric Persing's end goals? Well lucky for you, we might have the answer to that!...According to our investigation,Eric Persing's end goal is to hack anyone that has installed his Omnisphere 2.6 and steal their music,money,porn collection...( in order to sell those to Russia to guide them to a new era of Russian supremacy!!!) but most importantly he's here to steal everyone's FOOD!.... @The Pirate aka Eric Persing, SURRENDER NOW AND WE WON'T HARM YOU!...If you won't surrender within the next 24 hours we will send @Notorious Green and his mercenaries to shut you and your plans down! And believe us, they ain't fucking around! Here are some photo's of 3 of his deadliest mercenaries! : 1.


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...And the list only gets bigger!

Sincerely, The Illuminati...ummmmmm I mean @Notorious Green and the FBI!

 

Last edited: Sep 2, 2020

All im gonna say is that ive never seen The Pirate and Eric Persing in the same room.

 

i guess interpolm is chasing him down

 

hey hey don't you go dissing my buddy @The Pirate

 

damn, that was some fine idiotic post

 

not at all he packed the newer work of others and made it idiot proof...and easier ..and did create a legandary torrent with josenacha (thx a lot the pirate and josenacha)
but still the millennial's are to ..... to get it done..

ppl did install cracked omnisphere since a long time before.


and the reason he is not on i bet is he is sick of endless repeating himself ...and omsiphere here , omnisphere that , all the time

 

Wow that was good do you work for Spectrasonics
if I use my computer off line will you still see me using
omnisphere all hail the PIRATE

 

Only dutch idiots know what i mean with interpolm
You know polm hasjish

 

Eric Persing has a dick ??

 

Damn that last photo is out right scary omg thats enough for Eric Persing to turn himself in! Well good luck on your pirate hunt

 

No, no, noooo...is Hans Zimmer himself.

 

no i will not betray my friend. btw i was on sis site and so this trending on the recommendation there. so I knew someone is trying to de grade my friend's name. but। won't let you do this. your pun is not so fun. now you can go away. thanks but no thanks. nothing too much funny about this thread besides my one more buddy gyro. (he is so talented that i don't even get most of his reference at anytime at all. but that's my bad gyro)

 

now pirate signs me to his record label deal. (he he he he he he he he…..he he he upto... till i die)

 

If I only had the luxury of all the free time Notorious Green had, I would feel like life was a vacation.

 

pollum A general name given to any hashish made using the Lebanese process. Eg Moroccan Flat Press
has nothing to do with pollen
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but i kno what u mean very light color soap form with less resin

 

And some f1 marbles or pirelli tyres the dirty black stuff

 

the part of the 90ies which were not so great

 

It might be true, but his last one makes this look even good...

 

Last edited: Sep 3, 2020

not the same room but the same garden party

 

Fuck, that's a serious issue . . . hmmm . . .
Maybe Eric are just the Plagiat of the Pirat?