For several months I have been thinking about leaving this site. I am pregnant, and my soon to be born baby will need all my attention. However, before departing I wanted to say that am really sorry about the BIOSTHUTool. For that, I have compile a list of members from whom I beg special forgiveness.
This list is a good representation of the beggars, ass-kissing, leeches members that roam this forum. I can't help but feel sorry for their pathetic asses. But first things, first.
The meaning of BIOSTHUTool is: B[uy] I[t] O[]r S[hut] T[he] H[ell] U[p] T[ool] That's right BUY IT OR SHUT THE HELL UP TOOL. Needless to say, it does not exist.

Now, to the much anticipated list in no particular order:
@Xupito Py-rat vro hook me up. I have some porn videos of my Tinder dates I am willing to trade for the tool. One has a donkey. Real good hardcore shit.
@No Avenger Pirate if you send me the BIOSTHUTool I will insert my air compressor in your master bus every day for a whole month.
@percival I would ask if we could send them to BIOSTHUTOOL. sorry for my bad english. thank you in advance
@SAiNT You better make sure I get the Tool before anyone else. If you don't I will kick you out of this site for good.
@Olymoon You better make sure, I get the tool before anyone else, including @SAiNT. if you don't I will kick you out of this site for good.
@mccann Hi The PirateVery interested in trying this BIOSTFUPTool. Please PM me. Would really appreciate it!!Thank you!
@FrankWhite23 Pirate if you send me the tool I will introduce you to my sister.
@Lois Lane I have some good weed and coke to trade for that tool. What do say? I ship FedEx Next Day
@Ziko @The Pirate Inbox me BIOSTHUTOOL too, please.
@Tim Glory Пират,пожалуйста,поделись вкусняшкой.
@zelenooki Could you send me BIOSTFUPTool please?I am being here since march 2020. but not active in threads because my english is not good. thank you in advance . All the best bro
@Menorah Hi, PM me for the BIOSTFUPTool, please. Thank you very much in advance
@Tim Glory Please tell me in the pm who will receive BIOSTHUTOOL, and who will not. I don’t have 60 messages, you won’t send me, right? I just ask you to answer whether I’m waiting or not. I understand that you are not obliged, but this is unfair that Someone gets 60 messages and 6 months on the forum, and someone for two years on the forum and will not receive.
I'm sorry for this message but I'm a little confused.
@Jerom I take the liberty of kindly asking you to send that BIOSTHUT tool. I do realize that I am a rather modest member, but since January 2016 I have been happy to follow the comments and concerns of colleagues who are passionate about music creation. My computer ID is "Luc-PC". If it doesn't work, I'm sorry, but no issue. Thank you in advance.& thank you for all those years of fantastic work and support.
@ThorntonQ I would love to avail of such an opportunity too. If possible could I please be on the list for the tool. Thank you in advance.
@Mezzo Since restrictions have changed I'm a forum member since 2019 I kindly ask to be sent the BIOSTHUT too. Thanks in advance for sharing and thanks for your endless support.
@Pure Energy i The PirateVery interested in trying this BIOSTFUPTool.
Please PM me. Would really appreciate it!!Thank you!
@peezy666 Can I get the tool. Much appreciate
@dkaos81 Hey The Pirate... I know I will have to wait for this. I was just wondering if this will be available in the future? Will us newbie have this opportunity in the future or is this a once in a life time offer?
@zootmusic92 I'm here since 2016. That would be love to get & check that tool and see pm with details. I belong to a group of the internet users who look at your actions with appreciation and much respect. During xmas holidays I felt like a child waiting for the first star (it was a big wave). I am very grateful for this and I do not understand those who criticize people's voluntary work. Respect for all of you for this.
@Rando Can I get the tool Mr Pirate thanx!
@Pure Energy Hello pirate im from AZ can I get the site im trustworthy thanks
@audiozuser76 The Pirate, I would to join the BIOSTHUTool journey.
Best Regards and Happy Year 2021
@MolotFx Привет! В такую рань и не спишь) Я тут регался недавно (относительно) но на втором сайте больше 5-6 лет точно. Пожалуйста, если не трудно, внеси меня в список счастливчиков. Сливать ничего не собираюсь, опыт хранения внутренних релизов есть ) Заоанее спасибо тебе
@mitchel im gonna wait for it... as long as it take . just don't forget about me please Pirate
@epochfunk Hi The Pirate, I'm very interested in trying this tool as well please, thanks for all you and this community do and happy new year
@aeropuertas hello Pirate, came here to kindly ask for the new tool! I've been a long time audiosex reader but I guess it's time to show some participation. I'd love to test these new VSTS please!
@hohabro hi, i've been lurking here for years (and on the sister site), but have never engaged in the chat as never felt i had anything of real value to offer the community. i (like most everyone else) would like to get access to the tool. hopefully! please send it my way if ok... (i realise i don't meet the prerequisite status, but hopeful none the less..) cheer.
@EAR TO LEARN Hey, just wondering what this BIOSHUTool is. Not sure if you disbled PMs so I've wrote it here, cheers.
@Davian Sumer Hello Pirate, how can I get the BIOSTHUTool please tell me?
@mottell Hey Pirate, can you please hook me up with that BIOSTHUTool? Im a long and faithful member since 2011
@TT Rebel Hi pirate, Honestly thought this was a joke But I'ts something I'd like to have a look at. So if you can put me in the queue for the biosthutool, that would be great. Thankyou very much.
@poly If this mysterious BIOSTFUPTool is not a joke i would appreciate to see this in action and beat some speakers with it.If this is a joke, nice try! ^^Go well, stay healthy Pirate(s)
@dolphinhero Dear Pirate,Hope you're well today and happy new year to you!
I saw a while ago that you were looking for testers to try out the BIOS System TimeFactoryUtilitytool.Are you by chance still looking? If so, I'd love to give my feedback and be of use to the team. I'm running an Apollo Twin and of course using other plugins, in Live 10.Thank you!
@db100 Bro, do i need 60 msgs AND be a long time member to try out that tool? Is it even real? The last ghreads about it seem to make it look fake but afaik its i program that resets system time in the bios which could very well make let some programs stay in an infinte demo loop?
@Moogerfooger I feel like I'm going to possibly get trolled here for asking - but if this tool is real - may I possibly have a link to it? Thank you If its just a long acronym for a joke I'm sorry for bugging you lol...
@exile4u Hi Mate,Can you please share the tool with me. Would love to give it a go.
Thanks a lot for all you do.
@zelenooki I really don't want to bother you.3rd time asking for custom bios. I know how to flash bios and know how to get machine ID. I would be extremely grateful if you send to me....will do clean install of windows and start to use all goodies. Thank you in advance!!!
@Skaunker What felt to be a huge troll for whining bitches seems to be some good operation to make some of the things move... but I'm still doubtful.Talking about some warez tool on the forum like that seems to be a fucking bait to newcomers and leeches... I doubted so I could keep my honor, I mean I discovered the scene like 10 years ago and wander AS and sis site since.Since day one it was something really special for me to discover all this was possible, a huge respect was born towards teams, releasers, and all the invisible making this possible since.Anyway, I would be honored to help if I'm "eligible" to test this out, I can send you my config or tech info (I imagine ?)If not that was a very well done "Bitch I Ought you yo Shut The Hell Up Tool" troll. Happy New year !Thank you for everything
@DarkestNight79 Hello, do I qualify for BIOSTHUTool?
@au38wzh Would be nice to get the BIOSTHUHTool Have a nice day!

If I did not mention you, do not feel bad about it. You know that you too are begging, ass-kissing, leeches.

Please, forgive me before I leave this sorry site. I dont want my baby to be born with 3 heads as punishment for my sins. Thanks in advance.

 

Last edited: Aug 7, 2023

*sigh* @The Pirate, you forgot the slut who got you pregnant! Without my ju-ju, your baby will defo be born with a fourhead, goro-style!

 

My offer still stands! I've changed shipping companies though. FedEx has Fed in it's name and it increases my cop paranoia. It'll have to be DHL for now.

Are you going to name the baby after me?

 

I bet people will believe this and give up on trying to get access

sorry everyone, doors closed for now

 

Of course! Consider it a done deal.

 

Did you not post mine because I thought BIOSTHUT
stood for:-

big ignorant oily sod too hung up tool

Because it wasn't that I called ya that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Well this is very nice!! I am very happy for you!

 

I did not post it because I did not want to disclose publicly the sexy photos you sent me in exchange for the Tool.

Edit: If you dont mind, I will post it

Spoiler: Sylenth's Request

@Sylenth.Will.Fall Yo sexy Pirate, how about you hooking me up with that wonderful tool. I don't have any money but with some water I can fuck the shit out of you. I can make you feel really good. Tap water will work, too.

 

Last edited: Aug 7, 2023

congratulations for baby! wonderful! Best wishes for you!

 

But what about the BIOSTFU tool, that's real, right?

 

The above comment puts the buying it bit in BIOSTFU

 

@The Pirate - wish you all the best with that incredible journey and responsibility ahead! It was a real fun reading your posts and comments so far. Would surely miss having you around.

 

*cringe*

 

Somehow I'm glad I'm not in the illustrious company @The Pirate listed.

 

Cringey as fuck. Cringeworthy it is this cringing thread by these cringers constantly cringening. Ask @Lois Lane for the translation

Come on! Do you really want me to post your message? Do you? Remember you have a family.

 

For all of you who congratulate him.
You silly! He is not pregnant. He is just fat!
He can't be pregnant because is a man. And I don't wanna go deeper with it LOL
If his girlfriend is pregnant You should send him condolences.
Because he have fucked up! LOL
From me...
deepest sympathy for your loss of time, career, money and hobbies, hell awaits you.
Better run for your life until kid is not born yet!

 

I assure you all that there is no pun intended

 

Ahhh man, I thought your bed wetting we discussed was a private matter :O But I will admit, you do look like a sexy beast in that photo, and YES if you ARE going to wet the bed in future. THAT is 100% the way to do it :P

 

Weird. Mine must have gotten chopped off at the end there, I guess I should be thankful, but...

@eXACT_Beats_ Word around the town is that you have some new-fangled BIO-CTHULU or something of that nature—probably won't work over here, least not on this steaming pile of buffalo shit that is Windows 10, so you can keep it.

 

I cannot confirm nor deny that there was a message sent.