The official dumb, dumber, dumbest, wannabee, and pervert thread (uncensored)(unedited)

Discussion in 'humor' started by The Pirate, Mar 28, 2020.

  1. Paul Pi

    Paul Pi Audiosexual

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    Some Dick's for you, gratis!

    dicky-branson.jpg dicky-clayderman.jpg dicky-dawkins.jpg dicky-gere.jpg

    ...pictured discussing their prize possession... Note how 'Donkey' Gere is just stood there, all smug - there's some things money just can't buy i guess. :wink:
     
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  2. r4e

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    Best Song in the world?
     
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  3. The Pirate

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    @r4e :wtf:Bro, you call yourself a singer? And on top of that, the best singer in the world? Are you fucking serious? :hahaha: Only good thing about this stupid song is the fact that you didn't sing "fuck @The Pirate". Other than that, the song sucks! Give up on singing and keep on cracking. Follow my example, I am cracking it big time. Next, please.

    Edit: Signed by Milly Vanilla
     
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  4. The Pirate

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    Shut up Paul, don't be a hater. You are fucking jealous that he was fucking Cindy Crawford while you had to settle for masturbating over her furniture commercial. Next, please.

    Signed by Rooms to Go
     
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  5. r4e

    r4e Audiosexual

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    Do you really want to hurt me? That voice came straight outa my heart.


    I'm spreading pure love and you make a joke of it! :trashing:<--- That's you, apologize!
     
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  6. The Pirate

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    Bro, that was not me, that was that dude Milly Vanilla. I ain't got shit to do with it. They even signed it.

    Who that girl in the video is? She thicck af.:rofl:
     
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  7. kitvonk

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    Wait! So @The Pirate is... RIcK ASStley - *this* makes *tital* er *total* sense!
     
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  8. mercurysoto

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    Why doesn't Pro Tools 10 run on Catalina? (I guess I can't go any dumber :rofl:).
    On the same note, can you get me the crack to Pro Tools 2020?
    Mac please.
     
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  9. The Pirate

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    Your dumbness is not only evidenced by your name, your location but this question also. Who calls himself Mercury-Soto? Are you a fucking chemist or astronomer? A groupie of Queens? To your question now. Don't you know that neither Pro Tools nor Amateur Tools nor any visitor can run on Catalina because the entire island is quarantined due to the Chinese virus? Next, please!

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  10. exr777

    exr777 Producer

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    No you're not. In the right time, R2R will have a go at you're crack. They will make it PROPER.

    The.Pirate.Crack.v.1.0.PATCHED.Incl.Keygen-R2R.rar

    That will be the release of the year.
     
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  11. The Pirate

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    :wtf:You don't know anything 'bout cracking.You dumber than @mercurysoto and Trump. Indeed, you must be one of those spoiled Mac using teens producing that trap shit in bedrooms with cracked vsts, and DAWs, and self-titled producers, mixing engineers,and mastering engineers. To teach you a little history, I was cracked long time ago by TeamAir but they kept it internal. It was properly done without the need for those stupid key generators you mentioned, that AVs confuse with virus all the time. So next time, investigate before talking crap so you don't look like a fucking idiot in front of the world. Next, please!.
     
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  12. The Pirate

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    I was told by the Administration I could not post cracks so i will change my avatar to one created by our @Paul Pi If you think you can do a better job than the one done by this idiot, post it.

    pirate-g.jpg
     
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  13. exr777

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    I'm not on a Mac. I use a Hackintosh and then I use emulators to run cracked vsts. It's a next gen thing. You probably won't get it.
    You must be so trapped in shitty music, that you can't see the good stuff. I'm a Justin Bieber type of guy. (minus the hair)
    I'm sure if you're crack will pass any AV, the PC will explode immediately. No chance to do anything.
    Also, you should check proper artists to do your avatar. Without crack, this thread is DEAD. Unless you use pro tools to cover your DONGLE-

    BYE
     
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  14. The Pirate

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    :hahaha:

    I will let @Paul Pi know that you are saying that he is a mickey mouse artist

    We did not expect anything else. Now share that cracking emulator with us or i will uncover my dongle:hillbilly:
     
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  15. No Avenger

    No Avenger Moderator Staff Member

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    Yes, yes I know how to do this. I already sucksessfully installed an air compressor into @taskforce's $20million SSL console.
    Interestingly it activated a secret permanent mute switch. I'll add this to my list of service.

    Da Py-rat is rich as fuck, so his studio is more like Rome in room. :yes:

    Fake news, this cat killed the curious bitch.

    :facepalm: AS, we're at AS here, Jesus effin Christ, these noobs. :rofl:
     
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  16. exr777

    exr777 Producer

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    My cracking emulator is iNtErNaL.
    Please don't. I'm sure this is enough to cover your dongle:
    https://cdn.korn.eu/pictures/product/400/222103.jpg
     
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  17. tun

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    when you reply there is a button at the top of the text box, its a picture of an image, when you hover over it it says "image".
    do us all a favour :wink:
     
  18. No Avenger

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    This also works with drag and drop, see?
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  19. exr777

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    Thanks guys.
    Your knowledge is very welcome.
    I'm kinda newby here or maybe is Justin Bieber music that's making me dumber.

    Nevertheless, we need humor right now. No matter what. I love you fuckers.
     
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  20. tun

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    probably the bieber shit. its okay we understand. and we love you too as long as you stop listening to that bieber shit :D
     
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