The official dumb, dumber, dumbest, wannabee, and pervert thread (uncensored)(unedited)

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  1. The Pirate

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    :wtf: have you heard of anarchism and black people? Those libraries are make by anarchists and blacks. They don't believe in that Monarchy crap, with the exception of Michael Jackson who married the daughter of the king of rock and roll. Duh! Next, please!
     
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  2. Marcsal

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    @The Pirate Is true you're in line to become the next super moderator?
     
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    :wtf:Fake news! Fake news! @SAiNT is very smmart and knows that if I were a moderator he would go broke. The reason is that he depends on all these jerks for his riches, and I will ban 99% of the members without warnings. I will only leave a couple of groupies like yourself. BTW, WTF is a super moderator? Next, please!
     
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    I would like to know where I can find a website of men being sexually aroused by furniture. NO CONTACT
     
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    I cracked soothe months ago.. my favorite plugin fx:bow: win and mac
     
  6. The Pirate

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    Are you fucking blind? Can't you read? You have to ask @Xupito. He usually is done masturbating by 2 pm Eastern Time. He is in charge of all questions from perverts like you. be patient. in the meantime go toMacy's website or Walmart's or IKEA. They have some tables with nice legs. Next, please!
     
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  7. The Pirate

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    Fake news.Fake news! You didn't crack shit. I know the tremendous cracker who cracked that crack so don't come here claiming that you cracked the crack the tremendous cracker cracked. Next, please!
     
  8. Marcsal

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    @The Pirate can I ask more? why the new avatar? You gay, straight or bisexial?
     
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  9. Gyro Gearloose

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    gyro: is your studio room in room ?

    pirate: opens this thread....
     
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    You already are!

    Bitch, curiosity kill the cat


    :wtf: None of the aabove. I am a lesbian who loves and cant live without pussy.
     
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  11. The Pirate

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    Good to see you writing good English for once in your life!:like:
     
  12. Marcsal

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    You're a crazy old man.
     
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    why cant i patch keyscape:wtf:it keeps saying failed even though i never patched it before.
     
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  14. The Pirate

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    :wtf:? That is exactly what I am saying! Another newbie who couldn't send a PM asking the same question. :wtf:It is because you are a fucking idiot who can't follow instructions. You need your brain patched. IT IS TELLING YOU THAT BECAUSE YOU CAN"T PATCH IT! How retard can you be? Even a key generator is telling you that! You need to replace it. Go ahead, do that, and don't come back here.
     
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    :hahaha::hahaha:this is cruel. I thought you gave it to me but you killed it with this one.:rofl:
     
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    they will find a cure for corona eventually but they wont find a cure for dumb people

    doctor : did you took the dumb rectal tablets after i prescribed it for you ?
    patient :yes but its been a month and i dont feel smart after taking those ,
    doctor :why is that ? these are rectal tablets not to be taken by mouth as i advised you twice
    patient ::facepalm:
    doctor : :suicide:
     
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    Does @The Pirate use a boat as a transport vehicle?
     
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    Dear Ass Krakken. Last week, I decided to go on the contraceptive pill. However, every time I cough it falls out. Is there a remedy other than keeping my legs crossed?
     
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    Another idiot! Bro you have been watching movies with Johnny Depp or Walt Disney's cartoons? The pirates in those movies are fake pirates. Real pirates, we use teleportation.
     
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    Yes my dear! Find a Telefunken U47 Tube microphone and insert it up the vestibule of the vagina. I know some dumb ass will mention that the U47 is very expensive, as if we did not know that. The dumb ass needs to understand that in the long run you will save many times the cost of the U47. Raising a kid represents a major financial stress.The cost of raising a child today is $233,610 – excluding the cost of college. If the little sumabitch decides to become one of them fancy doctors, or a lawyer, you will have to insert many things other than the U47 in all your orifices, and make sure that each time you get paid for it. Next, please!
     
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