The official dumb, dumber, dumbest, wannabee, and pervert thread (uncensored)(unedited)

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  1. The Pirate

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    We know who you are. Yes, we do. You know who you are. Do you? Have a dumb question? Go ahead and ask your fucking dumb question. We have a team of experts ready to answer any dumb questions you may have. Do you want to know how much money I made with the Spectrasonics releases? Ask my Treasurer @tun. Do you want to know how to insert an air compressor into your master bus? Ask @No Avenger. Do you want to know where to go looking for some porn? @Xupito is ready to answer to every pervert on this site! Do you want to find out how you would look as a drag queen? Our team of fashion designers and
    make up artists @kitvonk , @Paul Pi , @taskforce will guide you without telling your wife. Do you want
    to find out if Canadian musicians are smarter than mosquitos? Talk to @Stryves. Do you want to know why the mods don't kick me out of this forum? Ask @Olymoon or @Andrew, they are the ones receiving the bribes. Do you want to know why Soothe is not cracked? The cure for the Corona virus? How @SAiNT has been able to afford a Bugatti and a Lear jet? Why r2r ain't cracking big companies? When Kontakt X will show up on AZ? Who is is the latest incarnation of Foster 911? Ask us and we will answer. We are better than Google. Do you think you can sing, produce, or mix? Show us your shit. Let us judge how bad it is.

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  3. tun

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    want to know how much money The pirate made with the Spectrasonics releases?

    CLICK HERE to learn how much. THE ANSWER WILL SHOCK YOU!
     
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  5. tun

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    yep! i bring him an apple to class every day hoping to recreate the porn scene from a movie i saw on xhamster.
     
  6. Sylenth.Will.Fall

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    I wanna get in early.. Ready? Brace yaself :D

    When will Addictive Drums 3.0 be cracked? (For anyone thinking of asking this for real? Please don't. Addictive Drums 3 is nowhere near even being released yet as far as I'm aware)
     
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    I can see you have been quarantined for too long. Addictive Drums 3 was released 4 days ago on sister site but got DMCA'd after 20 minutes. Next time you need to act quickly. Check your PM for the link.
     
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    :P

    I just tried it out.. I don't like it.. it's too much like a real drum kit for my liking.. (Waits to see how long before ya get bombarded with pm messages)
     
  9. tun

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    same thing happened with soothe. im glad you shared that link privately with a few of us :wink:
     
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  10. Sylenth.Will.Fall

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    I feel sorry for @The Pirate sometimes. I reckon he gets more PM about Soothe than Oeksound
     
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  11. The Pirate

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    Now i have my PM blocked. No more of that Omnisphere, Soothe crap every day. :headbang:
     
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    Now you need to share it with the rest of the members. Remember that sharing is caring.
     
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  13. tun

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    i was going to PM you a dick pic, but fine!
     
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    i only share it with special members that are brave enough to PM me after my last comment to you :rofl:
     
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    You just made me edit the title of this dumb thread.:goodpost:
     
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    https://www.airmusictech.com/product/creative-fx-collection-plus

    AIRCompressor:
    Compressor changes the dynamic range of a signal by automatically reducing its gain if it exceeds a certain level (the threshold).

    AIR Pumper:
    Pumper creates a rhythmic pumping effect, similar to that of sidechain compression, with an assignable speed, depth and envelope shape.

    So just drag and drop I would say.:rofl:

    Only Problem would be after that a Vacuum on all other Buses
     
  17. realitybytez

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    if a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound or does urs heckmann block it with a time bomb?
     
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    Thanks for replying but you know shit about air compressors. How do you use this air compressor in your master Buss?

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    That is why we got our experts here. To avoid speculation, misleading others with explanations like yours that make absolutely no fucking sense. Next please!.
     
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    All is relative. It depends on whether you paid urs heckmann or not. Cheap bastards like yourself, that refuse to pay, deserve all the time bombs, nuclear bombs, and atomic bombs in existence. Next, please!
     
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    What do we do about these poor guys? https://audiosex.pro/threads/omnisphere-keygen-help.52769/

    I think his computer is in danger of getting that corona virus
     
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    why do loops libraries claim to be royalty free? wouldn't it be better if they at least had a prince or a princess?
     
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