The 1 April - April Fools please.



April fools for the workplace

• Stick the toilet sign from the toilet door onto another door and surprise colleagues with a different room if they want to go to the bathroom quickly
• Take a coworker's or boss's workspace and decorate it with embarrassing boy band posters
• Swapping sugar and salt in the tea kitchen
• Sticking money on the floor and secretly watching the colleagues

 

Telling the world that Covid is safe now so you don't have to wear masks is the one my government is adopting!

 

Last edited: Mar 31, 2022

April 1, 2022 - Newsflash - Team R2R buys Behringer.

 

This just in (Even if it IS a day early) Elton John has decided to go straight!!!!!

 

The best and cruelest Apri Fools I know was replacing the coffee urn's contents with decaff.

 

Hmmm What about The April Fools Rumours that Mr Putin is putting his name forward for a Nobel Peace Prize?

 

April 1, 2022 - Message - Prices remain stable and nothing becomes more expensive.

 

Postage for e-mails

Sending electronic mail is no longer free. From now on, a postage of one cent will be charged per e-mail. This is intended to curb unwanted advertising e-mails. An expert from the magazine c't had his say on this topic in the early morning news of the Hessischer Rundfunk. He is skeptical about the introduction of postage. But postage is already a done deal: The Federal Ministry of Posts and Telecommunications has decided that the fee will apply from June.

 

Free: iZotope AI-Care - A better AI for your plug-in collection?
Today, 09:00 a.m from Julian Schmauch | Estimated reading time: 2 minutes


iZotope AI-Care: Plugin for better AI performance Source: Shutterstock: Iurii Motov/Tefi / iZotope

Artificial intelligence is an integral part of today's DAWs and plugins. And with iZotope AI-Care your productions will be finished even faster! Clever EQs , smart compressors , intelligent DAWs or denoisers with machine learning - the number of AI-supported software in music production is growing. And iZotope is at the forefront here! Because RX9 , Ozone 9 , Neutron 3 and Neoverb already had AI algorithms on board.

iZotope AI-Care: Get even more out of AI plugins
AI-powered plug-ins and DAWs have become more and more popular in music production processes in recent years. Because finding the right setting in the equalizer or compressor or composing a melody is not always easy. DAWs like Logic Pro or Magix Music Maker are also increasingly using AI to support the chart hits of tomorrow. But there is a problem here! And AI-Care is the solution.

Finding the perfect snare sample . Break out of the loop . Build the best 808 glide . This takes a while! Artificial intelligence can quickly turn into real boredom . Or even frustration at work! And this is where AI Care comes in. An AI for AIs! The plug-in is placed on the master channel and communicates from there with all loaded plug-ins with AI algorithms. Inter-plug-in communication was already introduced by iZotope with the Neutron 3 and Ozone 9 . The plug-ins “talk” to each other. And this is where the technology really comes into its own.

iZotope promises up to fifty percent better performance of all AI-based plug-ins and DAW functions through the use of AI-Care. Thanks to the newly developed "VSTea-Time" interface, smart plug-ins crashed less often in long studio sessions. In addition, AI-Care automatically removes older versions of an AI plug-in with the "Retire" mode before major updates. AI-Care also has a special function in the recently introduced CLAP plug-in format . Here, the "APP-lause" mode can be used to temporarily get up to thirty percent faster response times from plug-ins with AI functions.

Pricing and dates for the new iZotope plug-in
You can get AI-Care for free on the manufacturer's website. The plugin runs on macOS 10.13 or higher (M1 is natively supported from macOS 11.0), Windows 10 or higher and Linux as AU, AAX, VST2, VST3 and CLAP . A limited demo version as well as an online user manual is also available on the website. Some presets are included in the package. April April!

Learn more about iZotope AI Care

• All about iZotope
• More about AI
• iZotope AI-Care product website

 

Last edited: Apr 1, 2022

Soundtoys released something new!

 

r2r released ew opus

 

Cracked Photoshop CS 4 Portable found by FBI

 

R2R cracked the cars not no run on fuel (works only in Japan for now).

 

Spotify and all streaming services have announced they are going to pay all of their artists fairly according to the acts that determine writer's intellectual and mechanical copyright.

 

Breaking news on April 1, 2022, the first alien spacecraft landed in Iceland this morning at 8 a.m. CET.

 

If Obama could win a Noble after 90% of the casualties from drone strikes were not combatants and the first president to be at war for all 8 years of his presidency, why not Putin also?

"From his first days as commander in chief, the drone has been President Barack Obama’s weapon of choice, used by the military and the CIA to hunt down and kill the people his administration has deemed — through secretive processes, without indictment or trial — worthy of execution. There has been intense focus on the technology of remote killing, but that often serves as a surrogate for what should be a broader examination of the state’s power over life and death".

A peaceful guy like Ghandi certainly deserves the honor, eh?

 

Image-Line has decided to do an extremely unusual thing!
The Most Popular DAW program — FL Studio, which for 20 Years was struggling with "Pirates-Crackers" , the company decided to do something different, to make FL Studio now with open source code, now every user can look inside the program and explore it, it will appear in the New Big Update — Version 21, and all the sources will be soon posted on GitHub!
This is stated in The Official IL Site: https://shorturl.at/kvCIS

 

OK, this is b far the funniest thing I saw today!

 

When I handed my wife fake divorce papers but she came back with the real one