Ohhh god... The Wet/Dry knob ahahahaha

 

that wet/dry knob along with the girly/manly knob just won it for me lmao.

 

hey my man Darth, post some more of these!

 

Does that VST have the "Le Pétomane" one knob mode......or do i have to wait for an update for that?

 

yep, too much knobs goin' on there. a bit old school. my man Darth, make it "Mr. Methane" one knob wonder!

 

I guess that would the LE version.

I'm glad that you mentioned that. I'll do a more modern version.

 

Yep, totally great idea. Vintage version for that warm, retro, French fart saturation and a modern version for some British turbo methane soundgoodizing.

It's interesting though how my random joke about farts in arts brought our friend Darth here to the thread. My man Darth, you are our first artist in the art/fart forum. My warmest congratulations to you!

 

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@DarthFader next update can you add a poot-a-mento knob too?

 

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Our friend Darth seems to be working hard on boutique methane soundgoodizers. Make it worth it, my man Darth! Go boy!

In the meantime, I believe, Salvador Dali had a work written about farts. He took it quite seriously btw. He called it "The art of fart", no less. A meticulous, almost scientific approach. Ancient Greek and Roman philosophers didn't underestimate the power of the mighty bad wind either

 

The one knob wonder VST. I name it the Titsowurliebeth in homage to you three crazy guys.

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(in Spiderman's voice) - My man Darth, that's just awesome dude!

No, really. It's so cool. I'm lovin' it. I like these thingies you've put in there. A gas mask, a rose. Atomic explosion and animals. It's like war and peace symbols against each other.

And that massive TIMBRE knob!!! Look at that. No, man, seriously, you have to have a distinctive timbre when you fart. No question whatsoever.

And look at this, what is this, it looks kinda vintage, you know, it looks obsolete, like Soviet-era compressor part or something, is this a lever, actually? Yeah, it's a red Soviet commy lever. You push this lever a bit and you get the sound equal to a thousand Soviet tanks. You push it to the max and it's a Soviet nuke processing your sound.

Man, that's just gotta be some totally kickass plugin. Absolutely lovin' what you did here, my man Darth. Kudos!

 

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Thanks @Wurlie Rocker
Glad you liked it - and I'm super impressed that you perfectly interpreted all of the little nuances. Props to you, brah.

 

damn these are actually really good. Do you work in this field?

 

I Am working With @SAiNT to bring this Idea to life my friends. Will provide more details as it happens. Thanks for the push @( . ) ( . ) .

 

Yep. I get to do both audio/music and cgi in exchange for someone else's money.

 

My fave app for making gui-related stuff for Reaktor builds is jKnobman123 (freeware). For those who haven't heard of it, here's a link...
http://www.g200kg.com/en/software/knobman.html
Some of the freestuff available for use with KnobMan and/or WebKnobMan is here....
http://www.g200kg.com/en/webknobman/gallery.php

 

damn, cen i hev ur job

also do u have a portfolio site we can check out... or u can pm to me at least if you dont want it on here...?

u the best ned

 

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@( . ) ( . ) Sad to say I don't have a personal portfolio. Not allowed.
I'm obliged to churn out stuff each day (like a pet chicken squeezing eggs out of its ass), keep the cash but never the product.