This whole thread has gone crazy, what was a joke turned out to be even a bigger joke, Most of ya'll remind me of the Bar Tender saying " Bar closed, Get the fuck out Why is this even a topic?? What a waste of bandwidth

 

Almost finished my song, having issues emulating bitch bend. Require suggestions please.

 

bump <3

 

You have to understand where this is coming from.

1. Humor section of A to Z
2. Creativity of @tun
3. Composure of everyone else dealing with life as it is.

This wasn't a waste of bandwidth or time. Stuff like this is keeping me alive right now.

 

is still on FBRTracker. check there

 

Don't listen to him. I got several stds chasing this down. Now I'm stuck with volume controls instead. freebie eq ain't nothing when that sweet slice of heaven evaded me.

 

128gb of synth samples.... please god dont waste time crakkin this biatch

 

doesnt last long.
its still on audiowres. go check there

 

Its crazy that this thread is 10 pages and counting in under 24/hrs

 

and i could be sharing the actual solution to being the best musician in the world and there would be 6 replies

 

Pretend that everything happens for a reason, and you are connected to the center of the universe. You have all of our attention right now.

What is the actual solution?

 

Please don't say Soothe, I know where we are, but humor me.

 

Everyone gone to bed, I'll offer my advice.

Slow it all down. Soothe looks ahead, it's trying to balance problems before they happen. If we were to do that... How could we? Simply. Slow it down.

Take the bars as they come, 2nd time around you know what's gonna hit right/wrong. Slow it all down.

 

if i knew that i would buy a copy of soothe for everybody on the forum :D

 

deep stuff.
i dont know if its how you meant it, but its good advice. in the studio we have the luxury of playing any chunk of time we like from the track. we can just relax and carefully craft things, take our time, and listen.

 

IS you doing here wasting even more bandwidth? Go listen to some RITM and remember me!

 

who are you now? Mahatma Gandhi? GTFOH They want Soothe the VST, not your soothing bs.

Fuck! This is turning into a cult.

 

All kidding aside, it's is a lot of goddamn fuss for what amounts to a notch filter that also analyzes your frequency spectrum. Isn't this basically what iZotope Neutron does?

Given the state of the music industry, saying "I have two major contract offers" is like saying "Both Burger King and Wendy's want to hire me!!!" Except Burger King and Wendy's also offer health insurance and job security.

 

what's that? notch analyzing whose rectum?