Never tried that one omg must be real disturbing and again WTF!! Is like how? Why? What?

That's a disturbing visual image. You mean walk and shit at the same time?? Pretty damn impressive lol

 

Concidering everyone among us has been a baby at one point in time. Technically ALL of us have shit the bed and sharted... Fact

 

When I was a newborn baby, before my first ever shit, I cried for 7 hours straight. My parents took turns comforting me but I didn't stop. When they walked with me in their arms past the toilet, I softened my crying. When we were at the toilet door I simply whimpered. When they finally stepped inside the bathroom, I smiled. I have shit in the toilet since that day.

When I shit in my dreams I wake up laying on bars of gold.

 

Can't quite decide whether this thread is funny or gross ? Funny in a gross sort of way i guess...maybe?

Toilet humor is always going to go down the drain pretty fast though....it starts off flush with risqué witticisms then has a natural tendency to disintegrate into crap

Seeing as though we are on a music forum who'd like to buy one of these?

Hand made. Choice of sound hole, treble or bass clefs!
Beech, maple or pine finishes available.
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Wow love the seat Is shit hot iindeed
They look great but not sure I'd pay 300 dollars
I'd probably just scrawl the markings on the seat in marker pen instead and use the 300 to buy uvi falcon instead

 

is this your fetish, Moogerfooger? to know if people shit their beds? strange hobbies

 

TMI!

 

Deffo TMI but nonetheless some interesting topics emerging lol. I mean who on earth has ever fouled themselves whilst in the dream state and Is that even possiblel?
Such a tumultuous occurrence has got to have some way huge subconscious associations or meaning.
What could such an event possibly mean

 

Are you guys crazy?I will close this shit right now.

 

Was it wrong of me to shit someone else's bed?

 

Shut the hell up all of you or I'll go Ape-Shit

 

If you want the effect there is a recipe...

1. 2L beer, few shots each of Scotch, Bourbon, turlet Vodka,
fluted glass of stye vintage white wine,

2. whilst consuming a gut wrenching mexican dinner loaded with chilis..

3. pass out/ sleep, whichever comes first ( this produces the effect whilst laying down )

4. ????

5. PROFIT !!!

protip: consume an extra serving of refried beans so that everyone in the house
will be shaken awaken as the chunks start to blow loudly !

for educational purposes only

 

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why would someone here shit their bed? are you 90 years or something? I can understand a couple of unlucky wet farts here and there, but shit the bed, c'mon.

I've just had a big lemon fizzy drink and then ripped a big one and took no prisoners while at it.

oh well... greetings and salutations, ladies and gents, dear guests of this shitty thread!

 

Maybe they just to stoned to make it to lavatory and again so off the planet they just immensly happy to shit all over the bed and keep themselves warm I heard stranger stories.
I remember one bloke happily recounting a story about whilst locked up in prison someone had shit in his cup of tea
He said it ruined the ambience

 

Shitty topic, eh?

 

...or sly commentary on bedroom producing?

 

You have never died have you?

 

Once, food poisoning from bad italian takeout

 

best. fucking. topic. ever.