Shit the bed?

Discussion in 'humor' started by Moogerfooger, Apr 4, 2017.

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How many of you have ever shit the bed or sharted yourself?

  1. Yes: Poo came out

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  2. No: Poo did not come out

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  1. Moogerfooger

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  5. Ziko

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    When you shit in your dreams you shit for real.
     
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  6. Rhodes

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    no shit ... :rofl:
     
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    Happened once on a GHB binge many moons ago..:facepalm:
     
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    I've listened to shit music in bed. Does that count?
     
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  9. panther5

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    Trump is shitting in his bed as we speak. In fact, he's shitting in his whole nest, and ours too.
     
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    WTF??? :rofl:
     
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    STB!!!
     
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    Shit the sheet
     
  14. Kloud

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    Whats STB!! mean? - Set top box?? :rofl:
    Shit the Duvet = STD!! :yes::yes:
    I mean people like proper voting lol :dunno:
     
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    Quaaack!
    What is a bed? As I've said many times, I live in a pond, therefore I sleep in the water.

    By the way, my brother was sleeping beside me yesterday and was mumbling all night things I could not understand: "SNPID, NKS, NKI, R2R, FM8, PolyKbIII bla bla..." Was it some kind of secret code? It scared the shit out of me.
     
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    wtf is that for a topic here?
     
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    I usually go outside for a walk an' shit there...........occasional sharting, but mostly shit..........all my friends do the same.
     
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    The spot on the wall.. by Whoflung Dung
     
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    shitting laying down is actually pretty hard to do
     
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