I Just see the advertising blurb for Sounds to Samples's "Masters at Twerk"

"Producers! You lookin' to make your next track ratchet like a formula one mechanic? You wanna get the kinda junk in your bass line trunk that'll shake Miley to the very core of her morally depraved being?! Well your pals from the A1A crew are droppin' some straight up sweat with their next pro-grade production pack, Masters at Twerk! Aw Hell!

With the kind of rattle that'll shake the purple flake off an Escalade, Masters at Twerk is just the toolkit you'll need to get that beach front steez in your next low slung twerk-tastic production.

Mad packed with drum, music, vocal, synth and bass loops, along with one-shots and FX, Masters at Twerk is one phatt pack filled with the tools you'll need to get dem' booties low slung and twerkin' with the kinda freak that'll even have Young Jeezy sayin' "DAYUM!"

It genuinely makes me wonder who writes this shit? No one on the streets talk like that?

what makes me more curious is that they think people will buy the product because of a descriptions like this?

Which then leads me to believe that actually, the only reason they do write stuff like this is because it DOES sell the product...

If thats the case, Very sad indeed...

 

From now on i think this is how i will talk on Audioz lol

What do you trunk-bustin twerk-tastic peeps think!

 

Lmao that shit was funny..can't believe someone actually wrote this... it's funny but awfull at the same time

 

Yo bros, dat's why I keep sayin yall need to skip dem fakez n juz stick to Pro Kopyz coz dem dudez R keepin it real fo sho.
U'll make hitz like Tyson coz all der packz R phatt like German sausage dipped in bacon mayonnaise.

+ =

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA please dont tell me you made that box... i'm crying over here...really very essential lmao....

Ok i'm not sure if i can make one of these this goed beyond my imagination

 

Pro Kopyz!

Imma cop dat if de let u bang trunk bustin riddims!

 

All this shit is really funny 4sure. Thanks guys, you really made my day!

 

Yeah I made it for a previous thread some time ago.
Just a little joke cause it seemed kinda silly that every other sample pack used such exaggerated advertising, and often called their stuff essential no matter how lame or unoriginal the content actually were.