Recreate Those Sounds Audiosex Competition With Real Prizes (Not really real but real)

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  1. Roject

    Roject Rock Star

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    Welcome to the First "Recreate Those Sounds" Audiosex Competition with Sexy Prizes.

    Prizes are for the 3 Winners who properly recreate those 2 sounds.
    We are waiting for applications until December 20.
    05.12.2020 - 20.12.2020

    Winners Prizes:
    1st place - Ableton Live Lite License (worn)
    2nd place - 1 minute of Sweet Nothings Whispered by Me (by some random girl from net)
    3rd place - Preset for Vital Created Using My Feet. Yammy! (Not really. I used hands only and few cells from my small brain. Sexy!)



    First sound:
    00:00 - 0:14




    Second sound:
    03:30 - 03:44





    Let's Go Muther Fuckiers
    There is no time to lose


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  2. hartcru

    hartcru Ultrasonic

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    Very attractive rewards for this competition ... I take this opportunity to invite you to compete with compositions according to a given theme on: http://noctaventures.com/ there it is even better there is nothing to win if not that the pleasure of participating (French site use the google translator) I am expecting many of you .....
     
  3. Xupito

    Xupito Audiosexual

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    First: Nexus 3
    Second: Avenger 4
    Third: Cubase 11 beta-theta
     
  4. dkny

    dkny Producer

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    I think you mean "prizes", unless the winners really have to pay up... :D
     
  5. Roject

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    Thanks for correcting me. I made a mistake. I mean Prizos - Greek God of debauchery and audio equipment :wink:
     
  6. Baxter

    Baxter Audiosexual

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  7. The Revenant

    The Revenant Platinum Record

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    4th place - An incredibly sweet BJ from that gal.

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  8. Roject

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    Gorgeous! When I hear first sound I felt like small kid watching Discovery Channel!
    The judges went mad! Everyone agrees to give 10/10.

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    But second sound not convince the judges. For me is good but they are very picky.
    They give 7/10.

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    Don't worry. Sounds are very hard to recreate. This is just a preliminary analysis.
    Ultimately Audiosex Users will decide who is the winner.
     
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  9. Baxter

    Baxter Audiosexual

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    Thanks! Great pictures!
    Yeah, I didn't spend too much time on it. Partly due to my girlfriend wonder wtf I was doing (she's like "wtf is that annoying sound? Why?! What?!!). :rofl:I had to cut it short and just settled with a pretty generic distorted 303.
    I have gotten a bit out of the loop of "recreating sounds" as a sound designer, which used to be a bigger passion (there are some posts still in the other sub-forums). Lately I've shifted more towards mastering and mixing (hence my girlfriend's new intolerance of weird and repetative loops). So this was a moderate dose of reality check. :) Thanks!
     
  10. Roject

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    Where Are You Muther Fuckiers?!

     
  11. Catalyst

    Catalyst Audiosexual

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    :suicide:
     
  12. Catalyst

    Catalyst Audiosexual

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    @Roject
    1) Are you a girl?
    2) Is that you in your avatar?
    3) Either way, that avatar isn't helping...at all. :deep_facepalm:
    4) Baxter will always win these contests. :bleh:
     
  13. Xupito

    Xupito Audiosexual

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    1) Are you a girl? NO WAY
    2) Is that you in your avatar? TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE... OR PERHAPS TOO BAD
    3) Either way, that avatar isn't helping...at all. :deep_facepalm: TRUE
    4) Baxter will always win these contests. :bleh: VERY LIKELY... WHAT WAS THE MASK IN THE LEFT TIT... I MEAN WHAT WAS THE CONTEST AGAIN?
     
  14. The Pirate

    The Pirate Audiosexual

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    I take offense to that comment. I am not a whore ... well maybe I am.
     
  15. Roject

    Roject Rock Star

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    1) Yes
    2) Yes
    3) Yes
    4) Yes

    Yes :yes:
    :break:
     
  16. Catalyst

    Catalyst Audiosexual

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    C'mon you're fucking with me. Xupito just said that you're not a girl.
     
  17. Xupito

    Xupito Audiosexual

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    He miss-quoted your post instead of mine's.
    So actually he's agreeing in everything with me. Always a wise choice :rofl:

    PS. Yeah, he's messing with you all right
     
  18. Roject

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    I think it's not possible because my pinky may get burned.
     
  19. Catalyst

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    I was pretty sure because we don't have many women in music production. Definitely not many that look like that. If we ever do, send them my way. Just make sure they don't scare easily. :mad:

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  20. KungPaoFist

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    There are some ladies of music production however they are currently all dating aspiring rappers.
     
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