R.I.P. Frito Zanzibar

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  1. fritoz

    fritoz Ultrasonic

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    Garmonbozia!!!!



    On this cold and rainy day in Dimension #3 (earth universe) let it be known that Frito Zanzibar, aka Modern Primitiv, aka Fz, Artist, Musician, Activist, Stuffed animal collector extraordinaire, was killed by a runaway shopping cart at Crate and Barrel. Millions knew his despicable atrocities in the year 17856 in Dimension Pi (Xalfor universe) when he psuedo-enginerred a comet to crash into Xalfor's second Sun and create a supernova, thereby initiating the quantum slipstream that allowed him to escape to Dimension #3 (earth universe)

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    Before his uncharacteristically mundane death, the being known as Fz transferred all his memories and essential life teachings into me, the Synthetic Doom-Bot, Zanzibar Class Tactical Replacement Cyborg, model 420.

    As per his 2nd to final orders, i will assume his place and continue his struggle to dominate the competitive eating circuit in Taiwan and establish a new international musical timescale of 14 and 3 thirds, as well as commandeering his already assembled army of homeless brainwashed zealots. (His final orders were to try to drag his mangled body to Cinnabon to get a nice warm delicious scone. Alas, he expired before he could pay for the pastry and the ground split open and 10,000 dark minions of the Galactic Criminal Satanus Orangutangus dragged the body of Fz deep below the surface of the earth, presumably taking him to rest at the most evil and vile lawless place on Earth, Detroit, Rock City.


    Let it be known I will also resume his belated posting on this cyber-forum in his absence.

    Since i am already programmed with his memories, feelings and emotions, I will try to accurately recreate his signature style of incomprehensible musings and misplaced ebonics.


    The king is dead, long live the king...


    Fz-Bot

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    IM BACK MUTHAFUKAS!!!!!!
     
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  3. Catalyst

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    Oh shit! :wow:

    Sensory overload. :grooves:

    The timing couldn't have been more epic. *no*

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1qXn5aEFU4​
     
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  4. Rolma

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    Hard to follow the explanation without loosing part of the personal reason
    but well God save us !
     
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    welcome back, let me light up this virtual blunt so you can take a virtual puff.. you must be tired, travelling through all these universes 'n shit *yes*

    :bow:
     
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  6. pilz971

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    He did what now??? :wow:
     
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  7. Me2audio

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    :rofl:
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  8. Olymoon

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    Frito be reborn from your ashes , and may the muse be with you.
     
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  9. remix

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    quite a few knobheads on this site...

    someones gotta say it... :wow:
     
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    We all have to reborn someday, welcome back Frito! :rofl:
     
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    It´s raining bananas, aleluya!
     
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    Good to see you Frito :wink:
     
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    Did you...? What? Yes, I did. No, you didn't. I did. Did you? Yes. You didn't...? Yes, I did. What? No... Well, yes indeed. No way... Did you really? YES!
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    YES and I am the Knobest .... KooKoo Ka Choo :rofl:

    My master is Knoby One Kenoby :rofl:
     
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    :bleh:
     
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