I'm extremely talented, but my talent is dwarfed by my laziness.

 

I have some talents, but the day only has 24 hours. I think we should put the community more at the forefront again and complement it. What good are 30 guitarists to me if I can't find a piano player? It's a good thing that 8.2 billion potential musicians live here...!

 

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This is known as having smoke blown up one's arse :D

 

You make that sound like a bad thing.

 

It's also about being able to socialise easily and maintain a network of people ("friends") who can help you and you help them in return.

 

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"According to Bonello, rectal fumigation (also known as smoke enemas, tobacco enemas, or smoke clysters) were used during the 17th and 18th centuries to treat bowel obstruction, constipation, strangulated hernias, colic, and even to resuscitate stillborn babies"

apparently a very good thing, and heck, it's fun to be blowing distance from an anus

 

You just woke up a 5 year old thread. That might count as a talent. ;p

 

Problems that affect everyone can only be solved by everyone.
It would be a step forward for humanity if smartphone-dependent people would leave their devices turned off at home more often.

 

Yeah, see, I don't do well with that
(That was my comment, btw)

 

I used to think I was a pretty decent guitar player until I heard this guy... What a talent.

 

Skippy the bush kangaroo,
Now there was some r e a l talent:
"Tut tut tut tut tut."
"What's that Skip? Helicopter crash?"



"Tut tut tut tut tut." **
** Translation
"Nah, mate... Raging Bush on fire."

 

Yeah, but have you ever heard of Mr John Mayer?? He can play the slug like nobody's business

 

I have a talent for fucking up everything I touch. Does that count?

 

I'm a non musician but make music

 

Most people who talk about music professionally have no idea about music.
People who make music themselves don't talk much; they prefer to do it!

 

what is talent? maybe you should ask instead if i am intelligent.. because talent comes from knowledge and being good at it

but umm.. people say i am so i am happy to hear that

 

Regarding the Giacomo Turra fiasco (I didn't know who this was until 5 minutes ago) I think the phrase "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources" comes to mind.

I definitely just thought of that phrase just now by the way, and it definitely wasn't a misattributed Albert Einstein quote

 

I know I'm repeating a bit of what some others have said, but I've always had an issue with people throwing around the word "talent", when they really should be saying "skilled" most of the time.

The only musical ability that I see portraying pure talent (not practicing or learning beforehand) is singing.

I have met some people who can basically hit pitches nearly perfect, change notes gracefully, have decent projection, and internalize rhythm well, with basically no practice. I would consider that talent.

I've never seen someone who can sit down at a piano, or pick up a guitar and just play the instrument to even a moderately acceptable degree without any training. Maybe drumming can be a bit of an exception to this, but singing is the only real exception I can think of.

Almost all of us speak and use language though, so that could be considered a form of training for singing in a way. Also if we consider talent to be part of the ability to learn things quicker than others, that can change things.

Idk, let's bring back the word "skilled" in favor of "talented".