News! They have found the son of a biatch! It was not The Pirate

Discussion in 'humor' started by The Pirate, Apr 16, 2020.

  1. Xupito

    Xupito Audiosexual

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    True.
    Mother nature has blessed the manly tool dimensions of my ancestors both bats and humans for centuries. I see a lot of envy here. What can I say, didn't wanna brag about it but now is public info, get over it people... :disco:
    You admit it at least. Good kid.
    Anyways, @The Pirate be advised my cousin is not happy with your report. So watch your back. Better yet, watch your ass :rofl:

    You're viewing it from the wrong (jerking off) angle. I won't inquire on the possibles causes. This design adds better saturated analog momentum to the penetration. I'll elaborate :
    In the romantic act, the female positions herself at the bottom of the cave, below the male. Then the male open the finger claws and close the wings. The rest is up to the gravity law.

    Not all females can endure our gifted manly tool dimensions, therefore we must fall back to oral sex quite usually.
    :lmao::hahaha:
     
  2. DoubleTake

    DoubleTake Audiosexual

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    I am fine with all that.
    Just keep away from my sister.
    On second thought, keep away from my brother, too...
     
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  3. Xupito

    Xupito Audiosexual

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    Our manly tool blessed family gets that a lot.
    :rofl:
     
  4. mild pump milk

    mild pump milk Russian Milk Drunkard

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    Suuuuukaaaaa :DDD
     
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