yeah - they should have consulted ExpertsExchange.com before they chose their web site name.

 

That’s brilliant

 

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I always thought it was called full stop and a period is a women thing...

Joking, of course. I couldn't care less. But not having a full stop is just ridiculous. What about commas and apostrophes? Many English people still don't know when it is appropriate to use an apostrophe or an "an", even comma, for that matter. It's sad. I suppose people don't read books much, just online forums where grammar is terrible.

However, languages change with time [just look at those British historical documents from 16th century... my god!]. There are some predictions most of the "c" in English will become "k" eventually and the trend probably started in Germany. I mean "Kontakt", "Komplete"... for example.

 

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Let alone it's not even a ball, more like a melon. So it should be called HandMelon. Man, legacy sure sucks...

Well, those were wild times especially at night. They kicked me out so many times I'm lucky still have an ass

That man is a legend

 

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I have 2 mates in work (we are Brits) that love NFL more than footy, I always call it HandEgg

 

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That sounds appropriate.

 

Brother, that's not true, period................................................................................
Every game begins with a kick of the foot and when the teams return during the halftime break. It is then kicked again after every score by the opposing team. It is also kicked in an attempted 3 point field goal and when the offense cannot or doesn't think that they can go to the 10 yards to go further than the 10 yards required in four downs. Then it is punted in which the punter holds the ball, drops it and kicks the ball before it hits the ground.

Kicking is an integral part of the game.

 

(With a Comedic/humorous intention, let me just rant a bit about English..)

English is a language made basically by/for Drunken Pirates,
pretty much a pseudo language..

R = W, they don't say Robot, they say Wobot, Waspbewwy, Tewwowwist..

X = Z, they don't say Xenomorph, but Zeenomorph.. then what you call a Xylophone? a Zeelophone?
X should sound like "SH" as in "shoe" Shenomoph, Shylophone.. Xavier shouldn't be "Ecksavier" but "Shavier".. wtf were you thinking.. lol
(and yeah ancient Greeks may have said it more like "KS", but from SH to KS to "Eks" there's a world of difference..)

T = R, you say "Prery", not Pretty..
also T's can just disappear = Bri'ish, Moun'ain.. 'es'os'ewoun? (Testosterone..)

If they keep Taking Characters Out the whole language will soon be just a series of: 'Uh's, 'Eh's and Grunts..
Like Mountain > Moun'ain > Ouh'Ein > UH'
Water > Wo'rah > Wo'ah > Uo'ah > 'AH'
British > Bwitish > Bwi'ish > Wih'ih..


But then they put R's where there isn't, like instead of saying China, they say Chinar..


-And oh boy don't get me started with the Vowels..
Can there be anything more Inconsistent as the English Vowel system?

Almost every word will have a different sound for any given vowel,
and that changes completely from person to person, from neighborhood/country/continent to hood/country/continent.

Like a Londoner will pronounce vowels in a way,
but a Welsh or Scott will pronounce them Completely Differently,
as will an Irish, an American, an Australian..

But then they come and try to correct you, and also kinda shame you for it..
like one guy comes and very seriously tells me the name "Eric", should be pronounced "Uhwic".. (fictional approximation of a real event)
yeah well, not in France, Italy, Spain, or any other non-english flipping country.. lol

But then do it all wrong themselves..
For instance, would you say Image, or "Amage"?

Then why most native English/american? speakers will say "Amagination" instead of Imagination..

Because yeah, it makes no sense..
I could go on like foreva'.. but I don't have all day to pinpoint all inconsistencies.. :P

But then if you go up-north..
Soim toims oit's oill spoikoin joist loik thois, yoi knoiw whoit oi moin?

Everything is.. Oi, Ei, Ai, Yao, Uo, and undefined/inconsistent shit like that..
instead of a mono-phonic A E I O U, as any good old Romanic language will have, or Greek, or...

(if you're English like don't even try to say AEIOU, let it go, your brain/mouth is just wired differently.. lol)

Not all of this is Brit's fault tho,
it originally came from the French who also are Completely Nuts when it comes to vowels too.. (actually a French man told me that)
although to be fair they have it more Systematized..

But yeah English is just Wild in this department, there's no Consensus/coherence.


And we could just be all day talking about Orthography and shit..
I may have a very odd/strange/bogus style of speaking in English, mostly in terms of sentence construction/grammar,
because well, I'm not flippin English, I'm Spanish/Catalan so I learned intellectually..

So while I reckon my English pronunciation and grammatical skills may Suck..
At least wtf, I have a sense of Orthography, and can write "should have" or "should've" instead of "should OF".. LOL
(etc etc..)


One word I don't like at all is the word "definitely".. it sounds/looks wrong to me, and I don't get it.

Like you've got two excellent words:
Definedly (something that is defined, to define),
Definitively (something that is final, definitive) (and I mean Definitive, not Definitory!)

But somehow both words became fused into Definitely..
which is a bit like saying Libry instead of Library, if you now what I mean..

But oh well what can you do..

Oi goiss wee coin jois' loi' dee Oingloish bee Oingloish aigh'' moi''?..




(PS: Now If you ask me..
I don't think Spaniards speak Spanish, or shall I say Castellano, properly either..
Specially in Andalucía.. but sometimes even in Madrid/Castilla?

Like most Andalusians will have a problem with the S's.
sometimes all S become Z
sometimes all Z become S
sometimes there's just no S's at all! ..just a slight H, or what they call "Aspirated S".. lmao
(they also do that in Canary Islands)

(and that generates problems to ppl from other countries who Learn to pronounce the stuff wrongly..
for instance most flipping South American Spanish/castellano speakers learned/pronounce the wrong way, but ofc they cannot change that 500 years later..)

Then most Spaniards have a problem with the M's,
they apparently cannot say .com (dot com, punto com), they need to say CON..

Also they don't know how to pronounce the Z's and J's in the international way.. like Pizza or Jazz..
they will say Picsa and Yas.. or even Piza (with the Spanish/castilian Z..)

Some news reporters will say Bagdag or Bacdac, instead of Bagdad (Irak)..

Or they also mistake the indirect pronouns, doing whats called leísmo or laísmo.. etc


All of this problems/mistakes, you won't hear in mouth of a Catalan, and probably Valencian or Basque.
Also Catalans can pronounce the international Z in Pizza or Jazz, and the J in Jazz just Perfectly..

So even tho Catalans are considered separatist Nazis, whose languaje/race needs to be erased from the face of earth, (like the iberian Jews or smth..)
they happen to fucking speak Castellano even better than the Castilians themselves, (except maybe catalan Town/Farm ppl born in freaking 19th Century lol)

So yeah there's that..

And since we're at it let me add:
French R's suck.. lol
Italians have a strange problem with the C's CC's CH's, I donno, but somehow they ended doing the shit in Reverse..
and well also the plurals ending in I instead of S, like every foking body else,
or anything that ends in IS, Paris = Parigi, Luis = Luigi..

And well I could go on forever with English, Spanish, French, Catalans and Italians..
and boy what about Japanese Engirish.. OMG
but yeah, I don't have all day, and that's what came to mind..

Just having fun no harm/disrespect intended )

 

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Is that your real voice?

 

Exactly. And this makes me wonder how old is an average AudioSex user. I'm in my thirties and this seems completely normal to me.

 

You learn to put a period at the end of a sentence in school.
There it is again the generation conflict, has nothing to do with age, but with communication.

 

Given the questions asked, from 15yo onwards, and completely obliterated by FOMO marketing.

The amount of useless topics (in real life when making music) is quite high

 

The irony is that many of these language bums invest a great deal of money in the best mechanical keyboards.

 

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