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  1. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Audiosexual

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    truth is : the pirate was the only non japanese r2r member ever:bow:..but they kicked him cause he began to cont(r)act with demons and now recording the audio for some US REALITY TV series:woot:
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  2. The Pirate

    The Pirate Audiosexual

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  3. No Avenger

    No Avenger Moderator Staff Member

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    All nuts, here. [​IMG]
     
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  4. juggz143

    juggz143 Kapellmeister

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    See I wish my "hazing" went like this... :hahaha: This is actually harmless and humorous instead of some #@!$head name calling :facepalm::thumbsdown:
     
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  5. Xupito

    Xupito Audiosexual

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  6. Saur

    Saur Ultrasonic

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    Wait, I never got a hazing. Can I sue for having never gotten a hazing? Can I post a "I'm new here" thread still?
     
  7. Xupito

    Xupito Audiosexual

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    I though I was the only masochist here... bring it on!! :rofl:
     
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  8. Olymoon

    Olymoon MODERATOR Staff Member

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    Yeah for sure... or we can do it here, anyway, it seems this member is gone. He have not connected to the site since day 2..
     
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  9. Xupito

    Xupito Audiosexual

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    I almost forgot. Actually, I found the OP fishy from the start. There're three recent members with classic-European-like nicks and same behaviour:
    @Cornelius Nubston , @Joseph Sardone
    These two actually trolled in this topic, at least partially:
    https://audiosex.pro/threads/using-midi-controll-fx-like-polyverse-manipulator-in-studio-one.49967

    Right after reading that I read this OP: @Peter De Frantz "help me pls lol thanks"

    Smells like teen troll-like spirit...
    Anyways, not straight trolling and nothing to jump into conclusions for. But into jokes? Hell yeah
     
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  10. The Pirate

    The Pirate Audiosexual

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    Only because we never crossed paths. Those days are over.:trolls::trashing:

    Yes you can sue. Name @SAiNT, @Olymoon, and @Andrew as Defendants. For damages, ask for AudioZ and AudioSex. With these 2 sites you become a millionaire within 12 months. Just look at @SAiNT , living on a private island, with a $500 million super yacht, an Airbus A380, exotic cars and a stash of gold bars hidden in the basement. :chilling: I saw it with my own eyes, and took this photograph:

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    All this gold is just from the donations received on AudioZ last year alone.
    :wtf:No bro, you can't post here or anywhere else on this site unless you are formally authorized by the Hazing Commissioners, the Honorable @Gyro Gearloose, the Honorable @Xupito, and the wannabe mixmaster not so Honorable @No Avenger.
     
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  11. AudioTee

    AudioTee Kapellmeister

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    Yeah, it helps to have thickkk skin and a well developed sense of humor around here, Mr. De Frantz. Anyway, hope you found what you were looking for.
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  12. Stryves

    Stryves Platinum Record

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    welcome, I am new here as well! Cheers. I like to make discord. Harmony. Mosaic. Cheers.
     
  13. The Pirate

    The Pirate Audiosexual

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  14. taskforce

    taskforce Audiosexual

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    I make an excellent ravioli. And every Saturday night i make audiosex (although not as good as my ravioli). Here i am in the studio with some handsome male clients:
     
  15. The Pirate

    The Pirate Audiosexual

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    @taskforce said:

    Translation: Me love you long time!
    "What'll we get for ten dollars?"
    "Every 'ting you want"
    "Everything?"
    "Every 'ting"
    "Oh! Don't do that, baby! Ah!"
    "Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me, Ah!"
    "Oh"
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Me love you long time
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Me love you long time
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Me love you long time
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Me love you long time
    Sittin' at home with my dick on hard
    So I got the black book for a freak to call
    Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits
    Said, "Yo, this Marquis, baby! Are you down with it?"
    I arrived at her house, knocked on the door
    Not having no idea of what the night had in store
    I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
    I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Me love you long time
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Me love you long time
    Girls always ask me why I fuck so much
    I say "What's wrong, baby doll, with a quick nut?"
    'Cause you're the one, and you shouldn't be mad
    I won't tell your mama if you don't tell your dad
    I know he'll be disgusted when he sees your pussy busted
    Won't your mama be so mad if she knew I got that ass?
    I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
    My appetite is sex, 'cause me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Me love you long time
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Me love you long time
    You can say I'm desperate, even call me perverted
    But you say I'm a dog when I leave you fucked and deserted
    I'll play with your heart just like it's a game
    I'll be blowing your mind while you're blowing my brains
    I'm just like that man they call Georgie Puddin' Pie
    I fuck all the girls and I make 'em cry
    I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
    I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Me love you long time
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Me love you long time
    "Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me, Ah!"
    "Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me, Ah!"
    "Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me, Ah!"
    "Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me, Ah!"
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah,
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Me love you long time
    It's true, you were a virgin until you met me
    I was the first to make you hot and wetty-wetty
    You tell your parents that we're goin' out
    Never to the movies, just straight to my house
    You said it yourself, you like it like I do
    Put your lips on my dick, and suck my asshole too
    I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
    My appetite is sex, 'cause me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Me love you long time
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Me love you long time
    "Fuckie suckie"
    "Fuckie suckie"
    "Me fuckie suckie"
    "Fuckie suckie"
    "Me fuckie suckie"
    "Fuckie suckie"
    "Me fuckie suckie"
    "Fuckie suckie"
    "Fuckie suckie"
    "Me fuckie suckie"
    "Fuckie suckie"
    Me so horny
    So, so horny,
    Me so horny
    Me love you long time
    "Me fuckie suckie"
    "Fuckie suckie"
    Me so horny
    Source: LyricFind
    Songwriters: Luther Campbell / Mark Ross / David Hobbs / Christopher Wongwon / Ricardo Williams

     
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  16. Stryves

    Stryves Platinum Record

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    I consult nobody but whisky. Gooooooood ol alchohol keeps me sane and going. Hence the discord to harmony.
     
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  17. Stryves

    Stryves Platinum Record

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    To be truthful I've been on our step sister (bang) site a lot... Just finally came (bang x2) here.
     
  18. Xupito

    Xupito Audiosexual

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    Xupito Walker-Moskovskaia speaking. Y'all drunkard vicious bastards let me hangover in peace...
     
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  19. Olymoon

    Olymoon MODERATOR Staff Member

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    Buenos pues yo me tomaré un Xupito.
     
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  20. Xupito

    Xupito Audiosexual

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    Noooo tengo muy mal sabor, ¡no me bebassss! :crazy:
    Carnívoro! O berbívoro!
    Whatever but do something else. Ban @taskforce , or @tun ... or just ban someone...
     
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