New $40K Fairchild 670 Model

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  1. Lois Lane

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    I really wanted this compressor but couldn't afford it so I sold one of my kidneys but still hadn't enough dough so I sold the other one, but no cigar. I wound up selling both of my corneas to a very nice Romanian man named Gabriel but now I'm unfortunately both blind and have passed away but I was able to live long enough to buy it and record one mix though it, but was it really worth it after all..absolutely! This thing sounds amazing

    Looking down as I was rising into the heavens upon my demise I saw that my dog was really, really sad and was missing me, my wife not so much. Que sera!

     
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    that's a compressor you can pass down for generations!!
     
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    So who owns it now? :chilling:
     
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    I have no idea but am going to try to find out from my sources. There is also a eight tube version that they make for about $8K with the NOS transformers. The new design is 20db less noisy than the original behemoth of a monstrosity freakshow. The only downside is the new iteration won't heat your entire house in the middle of a Norwegian winter, only your studio and sauna.

    For more information or to order your own if the plugin just doesn't have that fairy dust you're looking for on your 2 buss...

    https://www.fairchild-recording-equipment.com/PriceList2023/
     
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    For now I am stuck in the box :winker:, but I love it!
     
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    LOL, this may be the best post EVER.
     
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