Hey there,

I know you are all into fake certificates and degrees (sorry SAE - nobody even wants to get a free certificate of your shit)...

But what I want is that somebody fakes my IQ. Is that even possible? I want 5..50...ok let‘s say 5,000 IQ points.

and another question: is it really true that „Audio Gear Comedian“ is a REAL profession down there in Idaho???

 

Ah yes, IQ points. I had a few on my backyard but my dog ate most of them, alcohol took care of the rest. One of them, Mr.Biscuits, poor little thing, he loved taking baths in the blender...it didn't end well. I watched his teary little eyes fade away as he cried "Noooo!!!" and i was all like "Holy shit, that wasn't weed".

So i'm stuck on negative digits IQ now.

Maybe you can download some from sister site?

 

Physicist Stephen Hawking. When asked his IQ, he replied: "I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers

 

It is easy to get better iq. You have to think hard. Nobody is gonna do it for you you just have to keep at it until.
Until something happens.
Then some other things happen but i forget what.
Finally you have a big iq.
But your snare still sucks.

 

It's not that difficult. You won't pass a MENSA test but with most people you just have to memorize some quotes from:
- Ghandi
- Einstein
- The big 3 ancient Greek Philosophers
- The novels 1984, Brave New World
And you're good to go.
You're welcome.

SOURCE: Tinder experience

 

That sounds clever! Does it work with muscles, too?

 

Not really. That's when Photoshop enters the chat.

 

I will photoshop your IQ for $100 / IQ point. This is really a good rate. One time offer, expires soon...

 

This is kinda off topic

 

Don't believe in all that IQ enlargement mails you got.
Reading too much of them actually shrinks your IQ

 

Oh no it was a typo... I meant EQ

 

Yeah. Sure. Of course it was.

 

E stands for emotional