my girlfriend just freaked out...

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  1. Oysters

    Oysters Audiosexual

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    ...when she saw i had this tab open in the background

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    :rofl:

    i was wondering when the name of this forum was going to raise her eyebrows.
    anyone else ever had this happen?
    surely i can't be the only one!
     
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  3. webhead

    webhead Audiosexual

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    I use opera and audiosex.pro is in my bookmarks when I open a new empty tab:


    Today, I had a friend in my house and he asked me, "is that a porn site?"
    Then I had to show him, it's just an audio forum and there's no sex sounds :}
     
  4. Zenarcist

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    If only I had a girlfriend, then maybe it could happen :(
     
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  5. Oysters

    Oysters Audiosexual

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    there is no appropriate Rating for this :( :( :(
    so i'm going to show you some love with a 'Love it!' heart :D :D :D
     
  6. digitaldragon

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    I've been waiting for this to happen as well! It's inevitable.
     
  7. Von_Steyr

    Von_Steyr Guest

    Come on mate, there are still ways to live a happy life :)
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  8. Baxter

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    Has happened here aswell. But it took a long time for her to say it. She just went "ah, but you're just surfing porn..."
    And I said "What? Wait? What are you talking about?". She then said "I see the bookmark. THAT one!" *pointng to the screen*
    ..."Aaaah, you mean AUDIOSEX? That's just a forum for sound nerds, like me. Look! *click and open link*"
    "...Oh. Really? Oh, ok" *somewhat relieved look upon her face*
     
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  9. DarthFader

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    Yep. Happens here, too. Gets worse when I try to explain it's a special place for aural pleasures.
     
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  10. xendroster

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    if your girlfriend freaks out over such things, even if it was the real thing, it kinda is a buzzkill if you ask me.
     
  11. Pinkman

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    I don't get it.

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    Seems inconspicuous enough.
     
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  12. sisyphus

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    I have the same problem with my girlfriend.... between audioSEX and gearslutz eating up my browsing history and on my favorites bar.... can get me in trouble.... she knows NOW, but still looks bad... :)
     
  13. Same here with my wife as well as my daughter. For me it's the best Sex on the internet.
     
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  14. Yuri

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    My ex-wife always used to get suspicious when I was looking at www.greattits.com. I was only furthering my interest in ornithology.

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  15. oidua

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    12 year old daughter of mine thought the name of the site was funny, dunno.
    :unsure:
     
  16. Bill Vkerchi?

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    You should have gone "That's the real stuff" and proceed to open the nastiest pornsite eva
     
  17. digitaldragon

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    AudioSEX_Pro.jpg
     
  18. Alchemy

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    I have the same problem with my three girlfriends, two wives, ten thousand groupies and nine exes. Still, we all make mistakes. Why not write a monster hit about it?
     
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  19. Von_Steyr

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    Wife jokes are reserved for 1+ year members only....you should know that by now:dont: Right @Olymoon ? lol
     
  20. Zenarcist

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    Not to mention penisland.net :unsure:
     
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  21. Pinkman

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    Q: Can I provide my own wood?

    A: In most cases we can handle your wood.

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