Mastering on an empty stomach?

Discussion in 'humor' started by Von_Steyr, Nov 29, 2016.

  1. Von_Steyr

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    Here`s a step by step John Travolta tutorial on how to fix that.
    I had to post this due to all the pizza talk.:hillbilly:
     
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  3. SineWave

    SineWave Audiosexual

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    I never do *anything* on an empty stomach. Well, generally... :) I mean music related.

    I remember watching this in the cinema with my parents when I was just a kid. :winker:
     
  4. martel80

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    As I would never do my own mastering , i'm gonna pretend that my final mixing and coloring stage is my master.
    My answer would be yes because im extremely grumpy and everything that is not in place bother me when i'm hungry.
    When full, im lazy and my senses fall asleep for an hour or 2
     
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    mild pump milk Russian Milk Drunkard

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    Don't edit your audio while having sex, just because you can spoil something, there or there. Playing with audiocutting scissors while having sex is too dangerous.
    Just my $0.02
     
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    Well here's the thing... passive inhalation of what the band is smoking gives me the munchies. Thus, it's difficult to tame those hi's while all I can do is think about is Mars bars.
     
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  7. Von_Steyr

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    Lucky guy.
    One of my very fav. movies.
     
  8. Mars, as the God of War, bars cooperation and facilitates competing frequencies to clash for space in your mix. I would opt for Almond Joy, then everything gets along in the end!
     
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    you learn this the hard way, but during the long hours of mixing/mastering you happen to accompany your deep thoughts with your long farts. I say, if one shall grace his session by breaking his wind, one shall not do it on an empty stomach. a grain of truth in that, don't you think?
     
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    Are you a Teacher at Cambridge U in the audio engineering program ?
     
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    Strikes one's eyes, doesn't it? I shall be more covert.
     
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