Maschine Studio Mk2 Announced

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  1. Zenarcist

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  3. Herr Durr

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    just .. :rofl:
     
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    dunno, still missing something......?
     
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    Trolling for everyone's attention Zen? Don't you have better things to do with your time? :bleh:
     
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  6. Zenarcist

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    They will be included in the Mk3 version along with a few other unnecessary things :winker:
     
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  7. Herr Durr

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    oh boy.. look who's blaq

    @Zenarcist nevermind the haters.. I'm sure this is the hardware that's gonna ride to Vegas :wink:

    in fact I've never seen a more Vegas controller...
     
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    Hey Faoki/Lizzy, how many profiles have you got on here? Must be 100 at least :bash:
     
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    Just like Zen's need for attention by posting a topic sure enough to get some, I don't find the humor in it...And your's Either Herr Dumbb:bleh:
     
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    You're at a slight disadvantage in this game Mr DeSantis, as I know who you are, where your so-called businesses are situated, and a whole bunch of other stuff about you. So you might just be fooling around with the wrong people here, as I could easily start playing around with you too, if you want it to be that way :bleh:

    You need to chill out dude and relax, stick to one user name, and start acting like a grownup :wink: I really don't understand what's your beef with Audio Sex, or do you always act like this on every forum you visit?

    Go and take a nice long walk in the Arizona countryside and clear your mind, it really is a beautiful place :hug:

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    But is it standalone?
     
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  12. Zenarcist

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    Standalone with room for 3 operators (great for live performance) :wink:
     
  13. Herr Durr

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    maybe it's the fetish for Sri Racha and hard root beer that's holding him back....

    if that desert air isn't clearing your head... get help soon !
     
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    Still no Mutes and Solo's! lol
     
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    See, now this is a PROPER troll. Nobody was tricked into anything or, got their feelings hurt. And we all had a laugh at the OP. If you can find offence in this, then just maybe youre the type that needs to be offended....
     
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  16. Zenarcist

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    Thing is, we all know the next new Maschine model is going to do the same thing, except it will have more knobs, buttons and display screens, so it really is a glimpse into the future!
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  17. Impressive

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    It will go for $280 Billitrillion - according to Native Instruments website in the magical world of bouncing unicorns, rivers of honey, trees that bacon grows on, & no Tronald Dump or Hitlery Clinton.
     
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    I follow your logic but over the years NI has only decreased the number of encoders. The MK1 has had the most to date with 11.
     
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    Well spotted, but a Studio replacement will need to have more knobs, otherwise I won't be paying the new inflated price! :hahaha:
     
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    Unless the Studio MK2 has faders or touch strips it's the Pocket JAM for me.
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  21. Zenarcist

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    I hope that thing don't make my Maschine Mk2 obsolete!
     
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