I know it's a stretch cause this forum's a sosig fest but Happy International Womens day to all the wimmenz of teh forumz.

 

thanks. I appreciate it

 

Oh. Thank You!

 

I was running late to my uh, grape nugget meeting when I got out the shower, making the post before heading out and I forgot to add the most important bit:

Make sure to call your'moms, sisters, aunties, cousins, friends & all y'all honeys widd a bitta birthday moneys you grimy grindcore sosig fatteneurs, sittin' on ya studiobrooms n casting audiostisticular spells n shit like forgetting about all your'b most important wimmenz n shit. Damn I ain't know you fucc'd widd portals. Shame on all you burn'tout session sosiges, if you forgot about your most important lot. If you didn't then my post just saved your brownie wetland bog of anal log from swimmen up into your Thursday moanin wimmen pool.

You came from between a womans legs then spent your entire lives trying to go back. Why?
Because everywhere else is nice but there's no place like home.

 

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You welcomes boos and don't forget the friendly reminder I just left before above, right det. ^

 

Wait WHAT?

 

He's a cosplayer today, don't mind him bredder. Maybe he was feeling nice and was just forwarding my wishes to his favorite wimmen, while he fishes. I wasn't going to rhyme the obvious today, I'm not that knobious.

 

I'm just thanking him for doing it, so we don't have to.

 

Yeah exactly, Stevie thought it was such a great idea that I called his mom for him so he didn't have to, that he took the liberty upon himself to give me every forum member mom number & I called each of your mom last night so none of you had to.

I though of everything, brethren. I hath provided warmth in every forum member mom of hearth on international femmen flower day using just about the last existing landline from a payphone for 25 cents a drop, where I phon'der and made'r feel bubblier than a barhopped fountain sody pop.

 

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It always baffles me what thread can brighten up my day... Thanks, mate.

 

What should men do for women in this day?

 

A bit later. Happy Boyz Day!

 

I'm glad my company was of service in need and your moms didn't slap ya heads up from your studio hogged greed.

Who is this woman to you? Does she hang out your bedroom or does she hang out at ya moms house? Cause this would be the difference between calling in the morning and calling for dat booty at night.

Ooph *kettle sizzle, skrapp bibbity bobbity bop, elephant calls cross-faded into birthday balloon dry rub squaks from the distance*... I know that when you sober up & the last quoted bit makes sense again then that's the moment you know you moms will find you and she will kill you cause it's too Thursday n late to beg her to not stuff you back to up into your homeland. Damn you really fugg widd portals n shit.

 

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Biologically and physically, men and women are 90% similar and only 10% different.

But this 10% difference in appearance has created different roles and ways of thinking in the society for both sexes.

I have a recommendation for biologists to try to eliminate these different appearance characteristics. Because as long as these physical and appearance differences exist, there will not be real equality and justice and similar behaviors for both species.

 

^I founnen Marilyn Manson's Scientist y'all^

He wannen Armamotherfuckingheddon, I guess his dreams are made of these. Who had a mind, but sexless beings? Raaawaaar, woof ruff, catt callin males who not males but they females if you really squint'n harder from a distance. Mate... late, bate, date; but in Glori's world they don't make a fucking difference. Hey, hey yay yay yay. Chill out, wide science steppen Bobby Lee, it's just flower wimen gibben day. That 10% took out my rib mate, but rose up what once was limp hate. 10% maken all the difference, shit made me macc hader than Rick Ross, to be specific. -Kinda Marilyn Mansons lyric

 

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My avatar thanks you from the bottom of her....

 

I tried calling her, but I guess my psychic power isn't enough. My family was against it and hope that I let her be in peace.

 

"I know it's a stretch cause this forum's a sosig fest but Happy International Womens day to all the wimmenz of teh forumz."

Heads up ! Next Wednesday is International Bagel Shagging Day.....dont miss it! Cinnamon Raisin preferred if you really feel the need to participate

 

The whole time I thought your avatar represent a parrot tangled in a wire fence.
But now I see that is not a parrot

 

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You are the Stove Duda, wavetable schoola, the mid scoopa, most original sosig fattner even before those bannanas in pajamas aquired some production gear and a pair of turntables then learned 'em for ten years. So you go out there and call yo girl, then arrange a meeting where you unravel that long shiny full Duda heada yours and she will be blinded but how quickly your hair rays turn her square table into sine wave with tons of harmonics, that'll modulate her dry wet reverb value as her attack & decay swell to a sustained release as both'all'yalls hit the hays.

Where is the Colove Sosig Fattener
Sosig Foreskin Motion Mod V3.69?!
Dida AZ search, turned up nuttin.

I like how Dada Life decided to only
halfway circumcise they big blushin'
mascot snausage. Barber blessed him
with a lil Catholic haircut, on the house.
He said, Don't mention't, it's nothing.​

 

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