Making music on the toilet

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by phumb-reh, Sep 30, 2020.

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Well do you?

  1. Yeah, fun shit.

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  2. No you effin' weirdo.

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  3. ...what?

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  1. phumb-reh

    phumb-reh Rock Star

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    I've noticed that these days when I need to have a good sit down on the throne instead of reading a book or browsing the web I fire up iMaschine2 and tap out some beats and basslines. Good times.

    Anybody else?

    Other things that I've tried: writing lyrics (sometimes works), recording myself humming some melodies that might pop up and then wiring up SoundPrism to a synth via wifi and blasting some ambient pads and drones in the other room.

    Yes, my neighbors love me.

    Note: I do have some stomach issues so maybe my session times are a bit longer than most...
     
  2. KungPaoFist

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    I used to but I've found that I like to make music in privacy these days.
     
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  4. phumb-reh

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    Well, I'd assume public toilets are not in consideration, but hey, whatever floats your boat! :)
     
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  6. eldarktufa

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    Great for sustained basslines! :)
     
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    Probably the best thread title I've ever seen over on the sister site. I had to come to look. Not disappointed.
     
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  9. phumb-reh

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    ...I want one
     
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    How's this for inspiration?
     
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  11. fiction

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    Try Koala if you like to record your own stuff!
    Blocs Wave is fun also.
     
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  12. phumb-reh

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    Hey, cheers!

    Although I'm pretty app'd out already (imaschine, beatmaker3, animoog, moog modular 15, nanoloop) these look like something worth looking into. Ableton export, yay!

    I did some searching and here are the links:

    Blocs Wave free with IAP, iOS only I'm afraid

    Koala Sampler 4,49€, iOS and Android
     
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    Kakophonia :) // cacophony
     
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  14. phumb-reh

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    This pun only works in some languages, but because it works in mine it's funny as hell.
     
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  15. Donut Nyamer

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    So when you used to make music on the toilet, it wasn't done privately? Why didn't you privately contract yourself?
     
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    I've had one of my best songs "come to me" when I was in the bathtub (it took 10 minutes to write and "get down", while the floor got soaking wet). And Ive had multiple ideas, riffs, etc while taking a shit. So...yeah.
    Edit: There is a reason why we get ideas when we are in the relaxed state. Books have been written about it. Look it up, since it's interesting. https://buffer.com/resources/shower-thoughts-science-of-creativity/
     
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    If anything in the mix sounds harsh, toilet acoustics will reveal it.
     
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  19. Roject

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    I like to record Pink noise and White noise in the bedroom and Brown noise in the bathroom.
     
  20. Nana Banana

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    I'm 100% sure this was originally written sitting on a toilet:

     
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