Majestic's Audiosex & Audioz Official Theme Song Part 2

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  1. Majestic

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    Majestic's Audiosex & Audioz Official Theme Song Part 2

    First of all, thank you for the overwhelmingly positive response to part one, which can be found here:
    https://audiosex.pro/threads/ive-fi...popular-music-is-here-brace-yourselves.54089/

    41 "funny" ratings, that might be a site record. Anyway, you know me. Always wanting to spread some humor while poking fun at ourselves.

    So here it is part two:


    Enjoy! :bow:

    Lyrics:
    Part two, bitches.
    Can i still be considered a real musician if i use melodic loops to make music?
    Do you think Eric Persing hates my guts? When is Omnisphere version three coming out?
    Why haven't Fantastic, or Decibel, or Discover, or Horsemen, or Talula responded to my PMs for requests?
    Will i have to buy Omnisphere three or will it be cracked like the previous versions?
    When is u-he Zebra version three coming out?
    Xfer Serum keeps deactivating. Can somebody (who isn't me), please buy a copy and share it with the community?
    If i run a professional recording studio, what do you think is the likelihood that i would get in trouble for using cracked plugins?
    Are the crack teams currently recruiting? I have absolutely no skills to offer but i am greedy and really would like access to private releases.
    Mac please. No really, can somebody please send a McDonalds big mac to my house? While you're at it, please send me a brand new mac pro computer.
    Is analog actually better than digital or the other way around?
    If i'm making music using digital instruments, do you think it will be able to stack up against analog-based music?
    How can i make my shitty music sound more warm and analog?
    How long do you think it will be until team R2R begins cracking hardware? Or do you think Team V.R will do it first? If so how can i make my reservation so i can be first in line when they crack the Waldorf Quantum?
    Can somebody please break in to UVI and steal the source code for UVI Falcon?
    Can somebody please file a job application at Universal Audio and get a job as a software engineer so you can steal the source code for their plugins, and send it to Team R2R so they can crack it?
    Do you think The Pirate hates my guts? Is The Pirate actually involved in an intimate relationship with his Parrot? Aye Aye Captain!
    Is it strange that I've formed a romantic relationship with my analog instruments? Would it be more or less weird if it is with my software instruments instead?
    Mac please, Linux please, ubuntu please. C++ please, javascript please, python please, Mac please.
    Thank you, good bye. Part three coming soon, bitches.

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    Fuck off!

    Fuck off!

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    how did you get that snare sound? that's killer! ... what library?... can you provide a link?. Whats your favorite compressor? What are your top 10 cracked plugins? I use Reaper... it's soooo much better than Studio One. Especially on my Hackintosh. What are you listening to now? Do you think Gyro Gearloose will ever install a cracked version of 'Spellcheck'? aaaannnnndddd the best: I own everything I use,,,,
     
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    OMG HAHAHAHAH :rofl::rofl::rofl::hahaha::hahaha::hahaha:
     
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    I actually like the music. Can someone tell me what text to speech engine he used? I like the female voice, she sounds pretty natural.
     
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    I'm interested too. To be honest, I was recently surprised of how good the bundled Windows 10 TTS voices sound.
    I did some joke a few years ago using Ivona voices, best at the time.
     
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    Puhahahaa
     
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    too sexy for my wav..

     
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    fuck omnisphere, i want crack! and a pipe!
     
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    lmaooooooooooo, how have I not seen this yet?

    Amazing again :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha:


    Why is it that whenever I check the new posts section I always miss out on these threads?
     
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