Luxotica: Return Trip by The Saucer Pilots

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  1. Aidene

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    "After a long journey through deep space, duty-free dimensions, and at least one questionable wormhole rest stop—The Saucer Pilots are back!" WASHINGTON, D.C. (AUDIO DIVISION)

    Government sound scientists confirmed today that The Saucer Pilots have safely completed a Return Trip, delivering a new long-playing musical transmission known as Luxotica: Return Trip. Early reports indicate widespread lounge saturation, elevated cocktail morale, and a measurable increase in planetary optimism. Officials stress there is “no immediate danger,” though citizens are encouraged to remain calm and enjoy the music responsibly. “Frankly,” said one unnamed technician, It swings. It’s got shimmering melodies! Retro-future vibes! Music that says, “Yes, I’m relaxed… but cosmically." Perfect for moonlit drives, interstellar lounges, or pretending your living room is a chrome-plated tiki bar on Mars.” Local hi-fi owners report glowing dials, smoother bass, and an unexplained desire to dim the lights. Experts confirm this is a normal reaction to Luxotronic Harmonic Drift™ and should subside after repeated listening (or not at all).

    GOVERNMENT NOTICE:
    This record has been approved for home, lounge, and approved leisure bunker use.
    Unauthorized duplication may result in smooth dancing, sudden confidence, or time anomalies.

    Luxotica: Return Trip—out now. Streaming everywhere humans listen to music.....notably here on this website

    Track 1 video


    Listen to the rest of the album and XL free cocktails to anyone who makes it till the end here...
    https://bethvsbproject.wixsite.com/luxotica-2
     
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